Beavis and Butthead in Stupidity is Magic

[Sarge Sixteenbit 287]

Hello Everyone! This is my Beavis and Butthead/MLP:Fim Crossover fan-fiction!

For those of you who might remind me, I know there is already one on Deviant art and I have read it. The thing is that in that story, most of everyone in it was out of character. Basically, I made a fan-fiction in which I try to keep everyone in character as best as I can, while keeping the over all spirit of Beavis and Butthead. I Hope you guys enjoy what I made

 

UPDATE: I had many punctuational and grammatical errors removed

This Fic is rated PG-13
Reader discretion is advised
 

Beavis and Butthead in Stupidity is Magic

By Sergeant 16-Bit

Our story begins with Beavis and Butthead doing what they usually do on a lazy afternoon, morning or evening, watch television. “This sucks!” said Beavis. “Change it!” Butthead, being the then-current wielder of the remote shared the same opinion as Beavis, thus he complied. However, as soon as he changed the channel, he was greeted by the sight of a small horse with a horn on her head igniting into an angry inferno, looking as if she was about to murder someone.

 

“WHOAH!” Butthead said in total surprise.

 

“Yeah! Ffffire! FFFFIRE!!” shouted Beavis. Our two “heroes” were amused by this sight. Even though the television program had small colorful horses in it, it contained fire, so it had to be good!

 

“Let’s watch some more!”

 

“Yeah! More FIRE!” thus the viewing continued. Luckily for the two new additions to the herd, there was a marathon, thus they watched for hours on end.

“Huhuhuhuh that rainbow one is a lesbian.”

“Yeah! I bet she wants to do it with that yellow one! MMHEH!”

“No way dumbass! She’s totally gonna do it with the one with the cowboy hat!”

“Are you kidding? The yellow one’s an easy target, Butthole!”

“Shut up or I’ll kick your ass!”

As soon as Butthead said that, the pony on the TV that he mentioned jumped off a diving board and landed on a see-saw, thus she launched the rainbow pony that was sitting on the other end into the air. As the two imbeciles watched, the light bulbs in their heads (well night lights, actually) lit up with inspiration.

Moments later, Beavis and Butthead raced each other to the local park where there was a see-saw conveniently located next to a tall tree. Since Butthead made it to the see-saw first, the situation dictated that he got to fly first, to which Beavis reacted by shouting, “DAMN IT!”.

 

Butthead then said, “Shut up and get up that tree!” to which Beavis replied, “Uh OK” as if he completely forgot his defeat (it’s a possibility). He climbed up to the branch that was ideal for jumping off of, but when he prepared himself to jump off of the branch, it broke off. Beavis plummeted to the see-saw with not enough time to think about the position of his body. He did land on the see saw, however he also landed on his crotch. As Butthead got launched into the air, he laughed his ass off at Beavis landing on his crotch. He was especially glad he could also get a good bird’s eye view of it, so glad that he kept his focus on Beavis’ pain, so focused that he wasn’t paying attention to body control, so much so that he landed head first on the see-saw. Consequentially, he got knocked out, Beavis was struck in the crotch again and he was sent flying. When Beavis was sent flying, he wasn’t prepared at all, so naturally he was spooked. As Beavis made his ascension, he let out a shriek. When he made his dissention, he let out another shriek and suffered the same concussion as Butthead.

As Beavis and Butthead lie unconscious, a new world began to surround them in their minds. In the new world, they woke up on lush, green grass. There were many trees around them and a small village in the distance. “Hey Butthead, where are we?” asked Beavis.

 

“Uhhhh I dunno” replied Butthead. As the two regained their senses, they discovered that something was amiss. “Woah! Check it out, Beavis! We’ve been turned into those horse thingies on TV!” Thus they began their banter as they examined their strange, new bodies. While both of them maintained similar facial features to that of when they were human, as well as their hair styles and T-shirts, Butthead had a red coat of fur and Beavis had a gray coat of fur. The rest of their features were discussed in their banter.

“HEH check out this tattoo on my butt! It looks like FIRE!”

“Huhhuh mine looks like a butt and it has a butt-shaped tattoo on it.”

“HEH cool! What does it mean?”

“Uuuhhhhhhh.”

Butthead then farted.

“Oh yeah huhuhuhuhuhuh.”

“We could make all the fire farts we want!”

“Cool! Hey, you got wings.”

“You got a horn!”

At that point, Butthead laughed at the very fact that Beavis said “horn.” Beavis soon joined Butthead in his laughter. Once they were done experiencing their several-minute-long merriment, they decided to check out the nearby village, known as Ponyville.

As Beavis and Butthead explored Ponyville, they paid special attention to the female demographic of the species they became a part of. Suddenly, they realized that their transformation had made them attracted to female ponies! “Uh is it normal to want to score with pony chicks?”

 

“You dumbass, of course it’s not. If you’re a human.”

 

“Well, didn’t we used to be human?”

 

“You can think about that all you want while I’m scoring and you never get any!”

 

“No way, bunghole! I’m totally gonna score!” After Beavis stopped bringing even an iota of logic into the conversation, Butthead noticed their first target of pleasure.

 

“Hey Beavis, check it out!” What Butthead was telling Beavis to check out was none other than Rarity, the fashionista of Ponyville. Beavis, with his newly obtained pony hormones, responded to the appearance of Rarity with his wings popping up and becoming stiff and by saying, “Boioioioioioing.” Any doubts Beavis and Butthead had about their sexual attractions became non-existant.

When they approached Rarity, naturally the first thing that happened was that Butthead greeted her by saying, ”Uhuhuhuhuh hey baby.”

 

Trying to be polite, Rarity responded with the question, “Is there something I can help you with?” Bad move.

 

“Uhhh yeah huhuhuhuh,” responded Butthead.

 

“Yeah me too,” said Beavis as he inched a little too close to her. Rarity responded to Beavis’ creepiness by slapping him, followed by her going into her boutique and slamming the door.

“You dumbass,” said Butthead, “you scared her off. Let me show you how it’s done.” But when Butthead knocked on Rarity’s door, he was met with a loud and shrill, “GO AWAY!”.

“Uhhhhh.”

“DAMN IT! It's like we're never gonna score! Not even in this world!”

“Settle down, Beavis.”

“MMMMMM NO! We're gonna get old and have saggy boobs! But we're never gonna score! WE'RE
NEVER GONNA-”

“Uhhhhhh excuse me, but are you guys new here?”

The words spoken just now came from Ponyville’s expert of magic, Twilight Sparkle. She knew virtually nothing of these two, other than Beavis’ potential whining, so naturally she didn’t find them as a threat, at least not yet.

“Uhhh yeah,” Butthead responded.

Beavis joined in with, “Hey, how’s it goin’?”

“Shut up butt knocker! You scared the last one off, so let me do the talking.”

“Don’t call me butt-knocker, ass-wipe!”

“Butt-knocker! Huh huh.”

“Shut up or I'll kick your ass!”

Twilight, not wanting to be involved in their antics, was about to walk away when a familiar voice burst from the direction of Beavis and Butthead. “HI! I’m Pinkie Pie! Welcome to Ponyville! What are your names?!” After the two gave their names, Pinkie Pie immediately invited them to a party. The party, which she was somehow able to put together in a short amount of time, celebrated their arrival to Ponyville.

 

“Will there be chicks?” asked Butthead.

 

“Well since I tend to invite a lot of ponies to my parties AND since most of the population of Ponyville is female, I guess you could say that.”

 

“Cool,” replied Butthead.

 

“We’re there dude!” added Beavis.

 

“Are you sure this is a good idea? These guys don’t seem right,” Twilight asked Pinkie.

 

“The benefit of the doubt gets you places, Twilight.” Looking forward to the potential scoring at the party, Beavis and Butthead did what they often did in the past in moments of happiness; they did an air guitar solo. This time, however, their air guitar solo featured the melody from Winter Wrap-Up. Oh how Twilight hoped Pinkie had the right idea.

Moments later, Beavis and Butthead arrived at Pinkie’s party at Ponyville’s bakery, Sugar Cube Corner. There was plenty of candy, baked goods and even some apple pie made by Ponyville’s apple farmer, Applejack. Most noticeably to Beavis and Butthead, however, was that there were plenty of mares, just like Pinkie said. “Sorry Rarity couldn’t come,” said Pinkie, not fully knowing the situation, “but you guys enjoy yourselves anyway, ok?”

 

“Hell yeah we will huhuhuhuhuhuh,” replied Butthead.

 

“Oki Doki Loki!” After Pinkie walked away to enjoy the festivities she set up, something immediately caught Butthead’s attention.

 

“Hey Beavis,” said Butthead “it's that lesbian chick!” Butthead, not knowing any better, was referring to the athletic dare-devil, Rainbow Dash, who was standing across the room next to the kind hearted nature-lover, Fluttershy.

 

“Woah!” said Beavis, “You think she's gonna do it with that other chick?”

 

Butthead, still not knowing any better replied, “Uuuuhhh I dunno. Lets ask.” So, the two dunderheads walked over to Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, chuckling in anticipation of whatever “action” may take place. Rainbow and Fluttershy immediately noticed the two weirdoes standing next to them with worried expressions on their faces.

 

Rainbow, who didn’t know exactly what to make of the situation, nervously said, “Uh…hey.”

 

“Huhuhuhuh uuuhhh hey uuhhhuhuhuhuhuh,” replied Butthead.

 

Beavis then added, “So uh can we watch?”

 

Rainbow, confusedly asked, “Excuse me?” to which Butthead answered, “You know, watch huhuhuhuh.”

 

Fluttershy, innocent minded as she was, nervously asked, “Um, what are you implying?” When Butthead began his not-so-subtle explanation, Beavis’ short attention span burnt out, so he began helping himself to the sugary snacks and caffeinated soda at the party.

 

“Well we figured since you don't really act like chicks usually act, you must be a lesbian, so uhh basically we want to watch you do it with each other.” As Butthead made his proposal, Rainbow stared with an appalled expression on her face and Fluttershy blushed intensely. “'Course if you go both ways, we can lose Beavis and...” before Butthead could continue, Rainbow Dash told him, “Quite frankly, I'd rather swallow a harpoon!”

 

Butthead, of course, only soaked in a fraction of what she said, “You said poon! huhuhuhuh.” As Beavis consumed more snacks, he became hyperactive, thus he began making loud noises. As he became more hyperactive, his voice became louder.

 

“Um, what's going on with his friend?” inquired Fluttershy as Beavis gobbled down a ton of Applejack’s pie.

 

“C'mon sugar cube,” said Applejack, “save some pie for the others.”

 

Beavis replied by shouting, “ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!”

 

“I beg your pardon?” At this moment in time, there was no Beavis, there was only Cornholio.

 

The lunatic pulled his shirt over his head then announced, “I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!” Thus he attracted the attention of everyone at the party. “YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!” After shouting that, “Cornholio” walked out of the party while mumbling to himself.

 

The entire party was silent for a short while, that is until Butthead broke the silence by asking Rainbow Dash, “So uh can I watch? Huhuhuhuh.”

When “Cornholio” walked through Ponyville, he rambled on and on about TP, polio, “rolios” and “the all mighty bunghole.” His rambling came to a temporary stand still when something in the distance raised his curiosity. That something was Canterlot Castle. “THAT PALACE SHALL BELONG TO THE ALL MIGHTY BUNGHOLE!” he shouted before flying toward the castle. As he flew toward the castle, he bumped into many buildings, rocks and other obstacles.

Princess Celestia was sitting in her throne room, writing on a piece of parchment, when suddenly, the doors to the room were opened. At the door was one of the royal guards, who had a worried expression on his face. “Excuse me your highness, but uhhh this pony keeps demanding a conversation with yo-” before he could finish, he was interrupted with “I AM CORNHOLIO!”

 

Celestia put down her quill and parchment to ask, “Can I…help you?”

 

“Do you have TP? HEH HEH for my bunghole?”

 

“Is…that all?”

 

“ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!” The princess was rather shocked that a situation as bizarre as this was happening in front of her.

 

“Excuse me for a moment.” She then walked over to the guard, when she went to him, she and the guard whispered a conversation.

 

“What is your command, your highness” as their conversation began, the lunatic in the room started staring at Celestia’s flank.

 

“I don’t think this stallion is well.” Said stallion walked closer to the princess.

 

“Shall I escort him to the mental institution?” He slowly lifted his hoof.

 

“I think that may be the best form of action.” Right after she said that, the sound of rubbing and the word “boioioioioing” was in the air and the princess made a shocked face while blushing slightly. “Cornholio” was immediately put into what many call “the happy hotel”.

While the events at the castle took place, Butthead was still at the party, flirting with just about every mare he could find and getting shot down every single time. Twilight Sparkle came up to Butthead to deliver some disturbing news.

“I just received a report that the princess was put into therapy.”

“So?”

“She was sexually harassed.”

“Suhuhuhuh sexually harassed.”

“The deed was done by your friend.”

“Really? Lucky!”

“This is serious! Your friend was put in a mental institution!”

“Cool! Huhuhuhuhuh.”

Twilight let out a sigh, then asked, “Do you want to go visit him?”

“Sure, it’ll be funny.”

Later on, Butthead and Twilight arrived at the mental institution where Beavis was being held. “I’m sorry about your friend,” said Twilight, “sometimes it’s the ones you least expect to be put in a place like this.”

 

Butthead, not caring about Beavis’ well-being, laughed and said “Beavis is a loon huhuhuh”. When they entered the rec room of the institution, Beavis was sitting on the couch, watching TV. “Hey, butt-knocker!” shouted Butthead.

“WHO SAID THAT?!”

“I did! Huhuhuhuhuh”

Beavis turned around to notice Butthead.

“Oh! Hey Butthead! HEH! Don’t call me butt-knocker!”

“How’s it feel to be a loon?”

“Pretty good, actually. I don’t have to go to work, I can watch all the TV I want and I There’s free
food.”

As he said that, he pulled a nacho chip covered in cheese and lint out of his pocket

“I was saving this one and you can’t have it!”

Before Beavis could eat the nacho, Butthead swiped it out of his hand and gobbled it up

“HEY THAT WAS MINE, ASS-WIPE!”

“Not any more, butt-munch! Huhuhuhuh”

“Ggrrrrrrr I’M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!”

Much to the dismay of Twilight Sparkle, a Brawl between Beavis and Butthead immediately erupted in the room. They punched each other, they flung each other, and they even kicked each other in the crotch. As the fight escalated, the rec room became more and more Damaged with broken tables, dents in the walls and many different recreational objects scattered everywhere. Eventually, Beavis and Butthead bumped into a very large stallion in the room that looked like he could be related to Ponyville’s powerhouse stallion, Horsepower. The stallion became so furious, he grabbed the two, then bashed their heads together so hard that they passed out.

As Beavis and Butthead lost consciousness in Equestria, they regained consciousness in their home world. the dream was over. “Uugghhhh,” groaned Butthead “That was weird.”

 

Beavis replied, saying “I had a weird dream”

 

“I dreamed that I was a horse”

 

“Yeah, me too! I touched a girl horse’s butt!”

 

“Huhuhuhuh weirdo!”

 

“Hey, remember flying off the see-saw?”

 

“Yeah, that was cool.”

 

“Yeah! I got to fly too!”

 

“Let's do it again.”

 

“Yeah! Then let's watch more episodes later!”

 

“Sounds like a plan.” After making their plan, they chuckled in anticipation.

Edited January 18, 2013 by Sarge Sixteenbit

[theparkourpony 31]

Hhahahaha this has been a very interesting fan fic. I think you nailed beavis and butthead down to a tee. Not to mention the level of writing you have. You with out a doubt put me right into the story with them. You have a talent at writing in general. I think you should keep the posts coming at least you know you have one follower

[Sarge Sixteenbit 287]

Hhahahaha this has been a very interesting fan fic. I think you nailed beavis and butthead down to a tee. Not to mention the level of writing you have. You with out a doubt put me right into the story with them. You have a talent at writing in general. I think you should keep the posts coming at least you know you have one follower

Thanks dude!

 

This is actually my first fan-fic ever

[DerpyFanatic 114]

Oh dear Celestia, that was ridiculously funny. i could even imagine the lines spoken in Beavis and Butthead's voices. I'm just glad Butthead didn't try to score with Derpy, or if he did, it wasn't mentioned.

[theparkourpony 31]

Oh dear Celestia, that was ridiculously funny. i could even imagine the lines spoken in Beavis and Butthead's voices. I'm just glad Butthead didn't try to score with Derpy, or if he did, it wasn't mentioned.

 i don't think beavis or butthead could score with anypony haha i have to say my favorite part though was when beavis tried to score with celestia that was great haha

[Applekags 25]

this was really great, i thought the jokes were epic and i do love a good crossover with the brilliant creator mike judge alright?

[SilverStarApple 849]

I don't usually like Beavis and Butthead, butt that was one of the funniest fics I've ever read! You're awesome, keep on writing!

[Redthir 42]

Absolutely brilliant. I could completely imagine this happening. Your interpretation of Beavis and Butthead is spot on.

[Sarge Sixteenbit 287]

Oh dear Celestia, that was ridiculously funny. i could even imagine the lines spoken in Beavis and Butthead's voices. I'm just glad Butthead didn't try to score with Derpy, or if he did, it wasn't mentioned.

 

What about the guitar riff that comes on at the end of most of the episodes?

 

Could you also imagine that happening at the end?

[Concord 1,982]

Oh dear mother, how i wish this was animated. It's just something i hope will done someday This was really awesome, you caught the characters of Beavis and Butthead quite nicely, Hope to see more!

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

Haha nice but, don't Beavis and Butthead watch a music video or two between every episode? Anyways I thought the part where Beavis violated Celestia was funny.

[Sarge Sixteenbit 287]

Oh dear mother, how i wish this was animated. It's just something i hope will done someday

 

You wouldn't believe how much I want to do that. Even though I'm a decent animator, I'm not sure if I could convince anyone to voice for me.

 

Haha nice but, don't Beavis and Butthead watch a music video or two between every episode?

 

Unfortunately, I am not cool enough to come up with decent commentary for Equestria Girls.

 

Maybe if I ever make an animated version I could get someone to come up with what they would say during the video.

 

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I removed a bunch of grammatical errors.

 

Boy am I embarrassed for making them.

 

Hopefully my story will appeal to more people now.

Edited January 20, 2013 by Sarge Sixteenbit

[Radiance64 7,053]

Oh wow, how did I not see this before? That was great! I love Beavis and Butthead, and that was a rather well done crossover. I actually thought of doing something like this a long, long time ago, but I don't think I could make something as funny as this, excellent work!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I can't imagine Beavis and Butthead as ponies, but that was still incredible. Like the others said, this animated would be traumatizing hilarious. And the guys as ponies would be just plain ugly.

[DerpyFanatic 114]

You wouldn't believe how much I want to do that. Even though I'm a decent animator, I'm not sure if I could convince anyone to voice for me.

 

 

 

 

DUDE. I will voice Beavis AND Butthead for you, I can do the voices convincingly enough. All you need is some voice actors for the main cast.

[Sarge Sixteenbit 287]

DUDE. I will voice Beavis AND Butthead for you, I can do the voices convincingly enough. All you need is some voice actors for the main cast.

 

Any chance you can post a sample of your Beavis and Butthead impressions?

 

I'm really glad that someone is interested in this idea.

[Thrashy 2,800]

Well, THIS certainly made my day. Pretty accurate portrayal of how things would go down if those two ever found themselves in Equestria...had me chuckling nonstop. Well done!

[DerpyFanatic 114]

Any chance you can post a sample of your Beavis and Butthead impressions?

 

I'm really glad that someone is interested in this idea.

 

I can totally do that, I'll have to send them to you. PM me your email address and some sample lines and I'll give it a go. You'll still need other cast members, though.

[Sarge Sixteenbit 287]

I can totally do that, I'll have to send them to you. PM me your email address and some sample lines and I'll give it a go. You'll still need other cast members, though.

You sure you can't send me the samples any other way besides e-mail, like sound cloud or something?

 

It's not that I'm not a trusting person, it's just that I don't know you and I'm really safety conscious.

Edited May 28, 2013 by Sarge Sixteenbit

[DerpyFanatic 114]

I suppose I could use mediafire. I'll get on the recording as soon as I can, upload to mediafire and post the link to the voice samples.

[Sarge Sixteenbit 287]

I suppose I could use mediafire. I'll get on the recording as soon as I can, upload to mediafire and post the link to the voice samples.

 

Awesome

 

As for the sample lines you asked me to give, how about One of the two laughing, one of Beavis muttering to himself, one of Beavis Muttering to himself as Cornholio, One of Cornholio saying "I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!", and one of Beavis and Butthead having a back and forth conversation, preferably the part in the fan-fic, where they "discuss" RD's sexual orientation and who she would hook up with