The Vending Machine.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

...

...

*vending machine runs off*

 

*inserts Bill Cypher*

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get kittens for fists!

 

I insert a PT cruiser.

[Loriem 639]

...

...

*vending machine runs off*

 

*inserts Bill Cypher*

He's one of my favorite characters in gravity falls!

 

OT: You get the entire Chrysler corporation.

 

*Inserts Gruncle Stan.*

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get ripped off.

 

*inserts Hidden Blade*

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get assassinated. Sorry.

 

I insert an empty mason jar.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get an empty jar full of cider. Looks like this one was actually nice.

 

*inserts Cortana*

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

Get yelled at for jamming Cortana into a vending machine.

 

*inserts $5 printed on a möbius strip*

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get confused.

 

I insert Sethisto.

[Loriem 639]

You get Trixie.

 

 

*inserts a cookie.*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a bag of Monster Munch.

 

 

I insert a punch up the bracket.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

You get a dirty joke. 

 

*inserts said dirty joke*

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get Family Guy.

 

*inserts Sonic '06*

[DJShy 873]

*You receive a creepy Tails Doll*

 

*inserts Vito (Total Drama Revenge of the Island)*

[SomariFeyWright 776]

The vending machine would give you an old character from Total Drama, but I take it from the machine and throw it out of the planet.

 

*inserts nothing*

[Dark Horn 430]

*You get life, the universe, and everything.*

 

*Inserts a pair of jeans.*

Edited September 28, 2013 by Dark Horn

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get that same pair of jeans back. Sorry, but they are SO last year.

 

*inserts ALL the memes*

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You get a rainbow certificate that says "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON THE INTERNET!"

 

*inserts Master Xehanort*

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get all games of both Final Fantasy and all Disney-licensed games.

... ALL OF THEM.

 

*inserts your soul*

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You get a lifeless body. And that lifeless body is me.

 

*inserts this topic*

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get a vending machine.

VENDING MACHINECEPTION

 

*inserts doujinshi*

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

You get a collectors edition of One Piece manga.

 

Inserts a bonsai tree

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get an Oak tree

 

*inserts despair*

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You receive Madoka!

 

*inserts this video*

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Makes me wish I liked Madoka

 

You get a contract... offered to you by Discord.

 

*inserts government*

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Let me tell you, that video was what got me interested and it was a freaking trap full of feels...

 

Anyways, you get one PO'ed country.

 

*inserts Layton's hat*