The Vending Machine.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

The machine launches Oddjob's hat at you.

 

 

 

I insert a large quantity of magnesium.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You receive a large quantity of mercury. It pours right into your hands.

 

*inserts a black hole*

[Denim&Venöm 20,431]

You get Space Godzilla

 

Insert Viking broad axe

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get a Viking long sword.

 

I insert a blowfish.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a suckfish.

 

 

 

I insert the Himalayas.

[Dark Horn 430]

*You get a wallet full of cookie crumbs.*

 

*Inserts a sleeping bag.*

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get a night under the stars.

 

*inserts a bat credit card*

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[~Lawful Haze~ 173]

You get a new bat shark repellent!

 

*inserts a different vending machine*

[Misty Rose 3,216]

You get a lifetime supply of Coca Cola

 

Inserts Higurashi anime

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get someone who actually knows what that is.

(Don't hesitate to tell me what it is, so I can know for the future. I'm just too lazy to look it up...

 

*inserts Lucky Star*

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You receive a gigantic hug from me. :3

 

*inserts Kingdom Hearts*

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get a keyblade!

 

*inserts Shiny Dialga*

[RD4ever 9]

you get the dubstep gun from saints row 4!

 

*inserts in derpy's muffin maker II DLC*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

You get a visit from the police for stealing Derpy's muffin maker II DLC*

 

Insert a George Foreman's Grill that I legally purchased and still have the receipt.

[Sunny Fox 5,961]

You get a Philly cheese-steak.

 

Inserts the "K" volume of Encyclopedia Brittanica.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You get an insanely happy Twilight

 

*inserts my knee-high black socks*

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get a pair of white no-show socks.

 

I insert a trilobite fossil.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get an Omanyte fossil.

 

*inserts Crystal Star*

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You get the Shadow Queen. Congratulations, you have brought a potential apocalypse into our world.

 

*inserts a certain, incredibly hammy Nobody who has a very unfortunate anagram of his name.*

[Super Mario Brony 21]

You get a sword in the form of a key that can be used to fight against said Nobody with a very unfortunate anagram of his name.

 

*inserts a can of Bonk! Atomic Punch*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a can of Crit-a-Cola.

 

 

 

I insert a Daedric Battleaxe.

[Loriem 639]

You get 100 gold coins.

 

 

*inserts my left arm.*

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You get this- 

 

*inserts the DMC merchandise!*

[Vermillion 613]

You get 13 shoe laces

 

*steals your shoe laces*

*inserts 13 shoe laces*

[Misty Rose 3,216]

You get a dozen pairs of high top shoes.

 

Inserts the cat from your avatar