The Vending Machine.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You get my avatar. : D

 

*inserts a box of Pocky sticks*

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

you get a can of hot coffee

 

*inserts ￥5 coin*

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get an orange for some reason.

 

I insert the Heisenberg hat.

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

You get the Hindenburgh shoes.

 

Inserts a creationist flyer.

Edited October 1, 2013 by Full Spectrum

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

You get the Hindenburgh shoes.

 

Inserts a creationist flyer.

You get the thundering laughter of a thousand scientists.

 

I insert a cyanide capsule.

[Super Mario Brony 21]

You get nothing. You killed the vending machine.

 

*inserts Medigun in attempt to heal the vending machine.*

[SomariFeyWright 776]

The vending machine coughs out a dove. It is now alive again. And it eats you.

 

*inserts the voice acting in Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies*

[DubWolf 17,257]

You can't insert sound like you would your p..

 

*inserts soap that was forced on my mouth*

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

The vending machine is now clean! with slight residue of cotton candy.

 

*inserts a Sunset Sarsaparilla Blue Star Bottlecap*

Edited October 2, 2013 by Flutter Dash

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

*gets a Sunset Sarsaparilla Blue Star bottle*

 

*inserts dirty socks*

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get the same socks, but clean. Apparently the vending machine is also a washing machine.

 

I insert Zed's chopper.

[Loriem 639]

You get and explosions of parts out of the machine, as the Machine also dispenses a paper that says "Stop inserting random items that aren't oneys into me plz k thnx by"

 

 

*inserts a hand grenade without the pin.*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a pile of shrapnel.

 

 

 

I insert a pound of butter.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

You get two pounds of butter. MIND FLIP!

 

I insert a Pokemon Red cartridge

[Loriem 639]

You get a Bomb.

 

 

*inserts my right arm reaching in in attempt to steal some cash from the machine.*

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Congratulations. You are now officially the one-armed man.

 

*inserts Cave Story*

[Loriem 639]

You get a "DAN OUDDA DAN" (ten out of ten) review.

 

 

*Inserts Spyro the Dragon.* (my Avatar.)

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get the Skylanders. Yeah, loose connection, but it works.

 

*inserts Crash Bandicoot*

[Loriem 639]

*You get Cortex using crystals to HYPNOTIZE THE WYRLD!*

 

"Hey! That my idea!"

 

"What are you going to do about it? I have this button!"

 

 

 

*Inserts my crazyness.*

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get committed to a mental ward.

 

I insert a bread knife.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

You get committed to a mental ward.

 

I insert a bread knife.

You get a dagger.

 

I insert the entire country of Denmark.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

You get a dagger.

 

I insert the entire country of Denmark.

 

 

You get the country of Germany

 

Inserts Captain Twilight

[Loriem 639]

You get "mystery meat".

 

Inserts beer.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Gets a bottle of wine.

 

Insert $100000

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You're now broke. Nice going, dumbass.

 

*inserts Hatsune Miku*