The Vending Machine.

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get SWAG SWAG SHAWTY SWAGGIE

 

.I insert tresni I.

[Cerise Hood 102]

You get all the flyin' swag back, 'cause it's my least-favorite word, second YOLO.

 

 

*Inserts everyone/pony's swag*

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get a police officer, questioning you. (One of the definitions for swag is "money or goods taken by a thief or burglar")

 

I insert the flag of my state's southern counterpart, South Carolina.

Edited October 14, 2013 by Orangejack

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You get my mother and brother.

 

*inserts "From Russia With Love"*

[Cerise Hood 102]

Gets North Carolina's flag.

 

Or a ninja, cause I just found one.

 

 

*Inserts exclaimation points!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Edited October 14, 2013 by EpicHarmony

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get an interrobang.

 

I insert Rambi.

[~Rogue~ 193]

Yo get a Scarface

 

Insert Wubs

[Sunny Fox 5,952]

Gets a Vinyl Scratch plushy.

 

Inserts a pokeball.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Gets a premier ball

 

Inserts love

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You get http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121116153927/dragonball/images/6/65/My-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-hater-gonna-hate-but-bronies-never-feel-it.gif

 

*inserts my father*

[Sunny Fox 5,952]

You get Darth Vader.

 

Inserts a gold brick.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You get platinum.

 

*inserts Rarity as an Allicorn*

[Cerise Hood 102]

You get Applejack alicorn.

 

 

 

*Inserts decorated Christmas tree*

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You get a lit menorah.

 

*inserts every single library in the world*

[Cerise Hood 102]

Gets angry librarians. And not from the vending machine.

 

 

*Inserts sheet music*

[Super Mario Brony 21]

The vending machine emits a beautiful sound. It is an orchestra playing your sheet music.

 

*inserts all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.*

[Hastur 505]

Gets a woodchuck 

 

inserts virus

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Get dead human. Nice going.

 

Insert rap song.

[Cerise Hood 102]

You get zombifed Applejack.

 

 

*inserts glitter*

Edited October 15, 2013 by EpicHarmony

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get Ke$ha.

 

I insert an eyepatch.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Get pirate follower for your adventures.

 

Insert potato.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Gets chips.

 

inserts coin

[Super Mario Brony 21]

You get a red mushroom.

 

*inserts 200 Bells*

[Cerise Hood 102]

You get a coffee.

 

 

 

*inserts Ursa Minor*

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get Ursa Major.

 

I insert Ocelot's severed hand.