The Vending Machine.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

*Gets 60's electric rock guitar, with free disco ball*

 

*Inserts the Banhammer*

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a flame war.

 

 

*inserts Muse's 'Blackholes And Revelations'*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You get a Shrinking Universe.

 

*Inserts rock hard rock candy*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get Maud Pie.

 

 

 

 

I insert a strip of chicken, uncooked.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a deep fryer.

 

 

*inserts a piece of fried chicken*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You get an entire Church's Chicken! Count me in as jealous...

 

*Inserts Galactus*

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive The Power Cosmic

 

 

*inserts Ralph Wiggum*

[Arctic Night 884]

You've received super intelligence.

 

*Inserts ET video game.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a mass grave of the video game.

 

*inserts electro-swing, the entire genre*

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

*Out chucks a "pyro's BIG hammer"*

 

Inserts a sandwich-eating pony, and all my uncreativity

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You get Twilight Sparkle! She's a messy eater, so keep some napkins nearby, will ya?

 

*Inserts gold-plated snapback*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a Harley-Davidson.



I insert Raiden from metal gear.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You get an army of Metal Gear Rays!

 

*Inserts Dry Bones*

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive Them Bones

 

 

*inserts a candle*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You get Angry Chair:

 

Candles red, I have a pair...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg4dkiKTVMg

 

*Inserts L-Shaped Tetris Block*

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

You get a: 

Inserts a Fantasmic Blue rose*

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a bouquet.

 

 

*inserts a dodo bird*

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

A million dodos, and many more eggs.

 

Inserts a sad Shetland Pony, and pours in a vial of "ponify juice", to see what what happens if I turn the Shetland into an Equestrian/Pastel Pony -- all while wearing a hazmat suit (to prevent being ponified myself).

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive this:

 

 

*inserts a blank disc*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a disk with a capacity of 256 terabytes that for some reason can only be read in CD drives.



I insert nine quarts of puce food colouring.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get 81 buckets of wall paint.

 

I insert an entire army of Star People.

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[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive the Chosen Four:

 

 

*inserts a Goosebumps book*

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

You get a featherless goose.

 

I insert Riki's offhand dagger.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get the Knife of Never Letting Go.



I insert Boneless 2.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get a closet, with a plastic, jangly skeleton.

 

 

I insert said skeletons, and an empty, rusty, old, roller-coaster --- 'CAUSE THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!!!