The Vending Machine.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You receive 1000 empty slurm cans (made of bender, who is not so great anymore)

 

Insert the professors doomsday devices

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a rose and a note that says that you've been scammed, sweetheart.

 

*inserts Zoidberg, because why not?*

 

 

You receive 1000 empty slurm cans (made of bender, who is not so great anymore)

Nope, Bender is great

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You recive the biggest seafood platter ever

 

 

Inserts the planet express ship

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive the Enterprise 1701-D!

 

*inserts empty plastic water bottle*

[DubWolf 17,368]

THE FAKING MACHINE IS ABOUT TO DISPENSE AN OBJECT BUT GETS STUCK BETWEEN THE GLASS AND THE SHELVES :ANGRY: .

 

True story.

 

*inserts an Ood*

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You receive a VITA (or at least I think that's what their called) water bottle

 

 

I insert a fart in a jar

[DubWolf 17,368]

Someone was ninjad!

 

Everything in the vending machine now stinks.

 

*inserts febreeze*

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a car air freshener.

 

*inserts a glass bottle*

[DubWolf 17,368]

You get the glass breaker.

 

*inserts an ood*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a Sontaran.



I insert a Dalek embryo.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a verbal response of "egg-stermiate"!

 

*inserts trumpet*

[Steve 290]

you get the hoenn remakes

 

-insert seanut brittle-

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get seanuts, whatever they are.



I insert a variety of jams and jellies.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive jelly babies!

 

*inserts a yo-yo*

[Steve 290]

you get ness

 

insert needles

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive PK Love.

 

*inserts frying pan*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

gets two eggs over easy.

 

inserts yummy bacon.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You recive two yummy bacons!

 

 

*inserts two yummy bacons*

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a skillet!

 

*inserts a piece of wedding cake*

[N.W. 3,619]

You get a grandfather clock

 

*inserts rifle cartridge* 

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Gets a wonderful Pheasant dinner.

 

Inserts a nightmare about evil clowns.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a shotgun shell.

 

*inserts Smash Bros. trophy of Ness*

[septemberbrony 11 104]

you receive the latest season of mlp. *inserts teacher into a death machine*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get Cheerilee.



I insert a sawblade.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a brand new Saw film.

 

*inserts a cat*