The Vending Machine.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a toaster and some Sandviches. And some entrails from an unknown animal.



I insert this game: http://store.steampowered.com/app/298340/

[Poncebora 91]

you get your wallet stolen by gaben

 

i insert  a dispenser

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge4E1tO1N2c




I insert a bowling pin with the word "SPONGE" written on it in purple marker pen.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get a sponge with the words 'BOWLING PIN' written on it in a green marker pen.

 

*Inserts my signature*

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You get a regular old soda

 

 

Insert a spider in an envelope

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get 1000 angry spiders.

 

*Inserts my avatar*

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Gets the solution the Everything.

 

Places a horse, and the Elements of Harmony. A little while later, I place in the Matrix of Leadership, to destroy the machine, and a sapper inside afterwards.

[Sunny Fox 5,952]

The machine is destroyed, and destroys the universe as well as the sapper, but starts a new big bang. 13.8 billion years later (give or take a nansecond), someone rebuilds the machine.

 

At which point, I insert a baseball travelling at 0.9c.

Edited July 15, 2014 by Sunny Fox

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get a meteor that gets sucked into a black hole straight, infecting another new universe with a dimension-eating virus.

 

I place a cellphone, and a Nokia.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get a piece of ancient technology.

 

*Inserts E=mc²*

[Arctic Night 884]

You get the secrets of conversion of energy to mass.

 

*Inserts waffle taco*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get an apple.

 

*Inserts Princess Celestia*

[Sir Fluffernutter 435]

You get in trouble with the royal guards.

 

 

*inserts a parasprite*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get a million parasprites.

 

*Inserts Caps Lock*

[Barack Ollama 25]

you get canterlock

 

-inserts Counterstrike: Gloabal Offensive-

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

THOU SHALL RECEIVE A GLORIOUS AMOUNT OF FUN!

 

*Inserts Canterlock*

[Barack Ollama 25]

You get caps lock 

 

-Put's in Tactical Intervention-

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get a Death Ray ship.

 

I place into the dispenser a tyrannical republic.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get one ton of bananas and assorted wood chips.




I insert a tooth.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get a gold coin.

 

*Inserts Ponyville*

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You get the launch codes for an orbital friendship cannon

 

 

Inserts a tiki mask I stole from zecora

[Sir Fluffernutter 435]

You get Zecora angrily rhyming at you

 

I insert a guitar pick

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You get the world's most useful invention... The NOSE pick

 

 

Insert pure wubs

[Miss Wolf Link 4]

*The you-got-an-item-tune from Legend of Zelda plays* You got the Ocarina of Time!

 

*inserts cat*

Edited July 16, 2014 by Miss Wolf Link

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get a mouse. It appears the cat chased the mouse out of the machine.

 

*Inserts an orbital friendship cannon*