The Vending Machine.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get mega Ultra Chicken. (Arise, chicken! Chicken arise!)



I insert Ikaruga.

[Scooblee 121]

Gets Thunder Force IV.

 

Inserts a late 80's/early 90's space shooter. Think Galaga or Gradius!

[DigitalRocket 185]

you get  lose all your quarters

 

insert obscure reference 

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get an overused cliché.




I insert a copy of Top Gun on VHS.

[Scooblee 121]

Gets static because your CRT TV doesn't work correctly.

 

Inserts the same old, broken TV.

[Critical Mass 178]

You receive scrap metal and smoke cloud in a bottle.

 

Insert a 9mm bullet.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a .44 bullet.

[Denim&Venöm 19,095]

Looks like I'm The only one who can do things right around here.

 

Insert Doritos

 

Get Mountain Dew High Voltage

 

 

Insert dank

[Scooblee 121]

Gets the good.

 

Inserts 50 cents.

[Critical Mass 178]

You receive a picture of Fiddy Cent

 

Inserts a Spectrum Coin(s) 

[The Professor...8D 823]

Gets

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts an 80's cartoon..........................

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a 60s cartoon.




I insert holy smokes.

[The Professor...8D 823]

Gets a Bloody hell......

 

 

Inserts a .25 USD

[Scooblee 121]

Gets the jersey of an American football quarterback.

 

Inserts Nickelback.

[Miles 2,512]

Gets an autograph from Chad Kroeger.

Inserts a stetson hat/cowboy hat (like AJ's).

~ Miles

[Critical Mass 178]

You receive a fedora

 

Insert this...

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a similar doll that is alive, and subsequently is taken away by the SCP Foundation.




I insert a pair of oversized trousers.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get some overalls.

I throw in an Encyclopaedia, the Castle Treehouse, and the Mane Six.

[Illusion Fox 77]

you got a dictionary, an apple tree, and the CMC.

 

Insert this song

 

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get a 1970's music track.

I place 1950's music:

[Scooblee 121]

Gets the Fallout 3 soundtrack on vinyl record.

 

Inserts Sonic 3 & Knuckles.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

someone evil hacked the vending machine and gave you sonic '06

 

 

 

inserts 3-D printed greek lambda symbol

[Scooblee 121]

Gets Half-Life 3

 

-D. Yeah, Half-Life 3D. Otherwise known as the first Half-Life.

 

Insert The Orange Box.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

you recive portal, team fortress 2, and half life 2 divided into two because valve can't release anything that includes three

 

 

 

 

 

insert bottled dissapointment

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get Grand Theft Auto 4.




I insert Gaben himself.