The Vending Machine.

[Critical Mass 178]

You receive the ownership to STEAM

 

Insert a video tape of this.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get a Komodo Dragon.

I place into the machine a star.

[Trixio 443]

You get a telescope and...the Trixie hat ahah!

Insert a...jai alai ball?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get several broken ribs.




I insert a bottle of mercury.

[Trixio 443]

You get a box of old liquid thermometers...ugh

 

I insert this video of my favorite character(s) of the Bioshock series:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9y5P8xEnd4

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You get a infinite songbird doll

 

 

 

Insert an arrow pulled straight from an adventure's knee

Edited April 20, 2015 by Rainbro dash 16

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get several thousand dragon bones.




I insert a plank of plywood,

[Denim&Venöm 19,046]

You get 

Insert a Brazilian soccer riot. 

[Moonlit_Night 223]

You receive nothing.

 

 

I insert nothing.

[Trixio 443]

You get a nice package of gifts, but inside you don't find anything

 

I insert a cigar

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get a pipe.

I place in a real horse.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You get a gen. 1 pony

 

 

 

Insert bottled morning breath

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a bottled fart.




I insert a miniature version of Trixie that only communicates in adorable squeaks.

Edited April 23, 2015 by ~Chaotic Eddie~

[Trixio 443]

<3 you get a miniature version of Twilight..with a black eye,ouch

I insert a cricket bat

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a Vampire Fruit bat.



I insert a piece of cheese.

[Pinkie Pi 110]

You get a swiss cheese pony!

 

 

I insert the user above me.

Also know as: A changeling!

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You recive the user below you (who ended up being me, lucky you)

 

 

I insert a wibbly wobbly ball of timey wimey stuff

[guest243535531ty43 219]

You get Einstein's mustache.

 

I insert the vending machine itself.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

you get the vending machine's owner very angry as you have just made the vending machine into a pile of twisted vending machine bits and everything anyone ever inserted spewed out of it and unleashes chaos all over the world

 

 

 

 

 

insert enough money to retrieve everything and fix the machine 

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

The universe reloads a restore point from before the vending machine was put into itself. You then get your money back.




I insert a racist old woman.

[Ponitten 43]

You get TWO racist old women.

I insert an unicorn's horn.

[SomeRegularReshiram 37]

You get two pegasus wings!

 

*inserts pokeball*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a Capture Styler.



I insert a pair of thick woollen socks.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get a sweater, some pants, and socks in a pair of boots, perfect for Christmas!

I throw in the older Cyrillic alphabet.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a Kanji dictionary.




I insert the @ symbol.