The Vending Machine.

[Vulcan 3,256]

*Dispenses a very angry flufflepuff*

 

 

Inserts a ten dollar bill

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

*Recieves a brand-new phone*

 

*Inserts unoriginal Black 'N Red Alicorn OC*

[crispy fries 433]

Receives King Sombra

 

Inserts a hoedown

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Receives ground that is good for planting or whatever a hoe does to the ground

 

 

 

*Inserts my arm to see how this magic vending machine works*

[Number62 1,267]

The rest of your arm comes out, somehow not in contact with the machinery. When you pull your arm back out, it will still be intact.

 

Inserts 2 male deer

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Get two gay deer

 

 

 

 

Insert a copy of fallout 4

[Vulcan 3,256]

*dispenses refund*

 

 

 

 

*inserts a quarter*

[Number62 1,267]

gets 25 pennies

 

inserts a vending machine

[Vulcan 3,256]

*dispenses a picture of Yo Dawg*

 

 

*inserts an antique table*

[crispy fries 433]

Receives a pile of moldy wood

 

Inserts a class act

[Critical Mass 178]

*Receive a stack of papers stapled together detailing the class act.

 

[insert what ever this thing is.]

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Receives a nerf gun and some paintbrushes

 

 

 

 

Inserts a taqito

[crispy fries 433]

Receives a half eaten taqito

 

Inserts some suspicious white powder

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Receives salt labelled as sugar, muhahaha

 

 

 

 

Inserts an Oscar

[crispy fries 433]

Receives not Leonardo DiCaprio

 

Inserts Mad Max: Fury Road

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Receives my mother screaming at the TV because she didn't want MMFR to win anything

 

 

 

Inserts an eagle

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[crispy fries 433]

Receives freedom wrapped in an American flag.

 

Inserts Leo's Oscar.

[Blue Vexillographer 443]

Receives Adele's Oscar.

 

Inserts a Tintin: The Crab with Golden Claws comic...

[crispy fries 433]

Receives a concentrated dose of European adventure.

 

Inserts my two cents.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,833]

*Receives 2 bits (Equestria currency)*

 

*Inserts Derpy's basket of muffins*

[crispy fries 433]

Receives Derpy, who is angry you had her muffins.

 

Inserts a crapshoot.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Receives a barrel of fish and a loaded gun

 

 

 

Inserts my entire collection of Lego Bionicles

[Critical Mass 178]

*You get Lego Bionicle Armor [Your size]

 

*Insert a random box of ammo

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Receive a box of ammo with a cat inside

 

 

Insert a very small motercycle

[crispy fries 433]

Receives nothing, because motercycle isn't a word.

 

Inserts the bee's knees.