Who can write Rap Lyrics for EPRB?

[Lunar Red 92]

Who can write Rap Lyrics for EPRB (Epic Pony Rap Battles) I cant rap to save my life. Just leave an example of your rap lyrics for Big Macintosh or Braeburn

 

Edited December 2, 2012 by RedtheBrony

[Skullbuster 1,906]

i am a rapper, just give me a me a sec and ill come up with something

 

Breaburn:

 

Hi there!

welcome to me kicking your ass

fair and square

in this rodeo of rap

because you just put your self in a lyrical trap

i dont need much luck to win

you only know two words, ill make your head spin

are ya ready to give up o cousin of mine?

 

Big Mac:

 

Nope!

you think your good but your not at smart as you think

you just love to hear your self talk

but you dont know what you speak

your just a stupid little freak

your a coward you run away from a fight

so you better start running when i show you my might

i thnk its plain to see that the winner is me

eeyup!

 

 

i probably could come up with better lyrics, it usualy takes me a while to write lyrics, i came up with  these in about 5 minutes

[khaine21x3 789]

Braeburn:

 

I'm the sheriff in this town and I'll hunt you down like a hound.

Now why don't get you back to your farm before I plow you down,

Buck you up so hard you'll look like a rodeo clown.

But do wipe that frown off your face for it'll soon be over,

Breaking your simple mind is hardly worth my time.

 

Big mac

 

You ain't scaring me with your amateur spells.

Everyone knows you're all bark and no bite.

Now let me show you how we do it down south,

I'll pwn you so bad that you'll shut your mouth.

Nice badge, you compensating for something?

I plowed a dozen mares in a week coz I'm sick,

when was the last time your badge did the trick?

I'll run you out of town like the generic hick.

Edited December 2, 2012 by khaine21x3

[Lunar Red 92]

I think you guys should combine yours into one good mix of the two. There both good Ryhmes/Raps I just thought they be better as a 2 phase combinattion

[Lunar Red 92]

After Obsidian_Winter left the project I just wanted to say "give credit to these people"

AppleTreeBrony: For Animating, Voicing Big mac

SkullBuster: Lyricist, currently writing our lyrics

Obisdian_Winter: For auditioning Applejack and helping with the project

And what do I do nothing but come up with match ups so credit them before crediting me