The Corrupted Wish Game

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but you get beat up by a law-abiding model citizen.

MT wishes that he had a reason to prepare his anus.

Edited February 18, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but you soon forget and can never remember.

 

I wish I was a millionaire.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but MT steals all the money, buys an alicorn amulet, and takes over.

MT wishes for a washing machine.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but it is old and rusty and one day breaks floods your whole house and blows a hole in your favorite wall

 

I wish I had infinite wishes

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, you cry like Pinkie trying to entertain her twin siblings when I tell you that we were never together.

 

I wish you weren't crying into my shoulder right now. I feel bad,

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but the thing you wish for wishes and the next and and the next and then were all dead.


I wish I was The PUNisher

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but victims LOVE your puns.

MT wishes for Leatherbehlt to understand the law.

Edited February 18, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but instead I give you a hug.

I wish you didn't feel bad.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but you soon implode with all the power.

 

I wish for a pipe bomb

[Leatherbehlt 465]

AAH! Ninja'd over 10 times!

 

Granted, but your daughter thinks it's a boat and climbs inside of it and blows up.

 

I wish I had a watermelon.

Edited February 18, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but you get bored and break up with sane.


I wish I could dance the cha-cha like a sissy girl.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but everyone finds you weird.

MT wishes for a new trailer.

Edited February 18, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but you can only lap dance.

 

Granted but it is full of c-4 and soon blows up with you in it.

Edited February 18, 2013 by Vinyl Rave

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but it's a small trailer with no wall between the bathroom and kitchen, and Trixie just had mexican food. I recommend you run.

 

I wish I didn't get ninja'd 10fold.

 

Ninja'd once more? Buck it, I'm not changing the wish or the corruption.

Edited February 18, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Grante but were just double ninja'd
I wish I Mario was my dad.

Edited February 18, 2013 by GolgoXIII

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. Now your dad is a short Italian that's always hopped up on shrooms.

 

I wish the fanmade backstories about the Mane 6 weren't depressing.

Edited February 18, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but he only serves spaghetti for dinner and you kill yourself.

Edited February 18, 2013 by Vinyl Rave

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, I feel great so I ask Muffin Thief to cuddle with me, but he reclines and I kill myself.

 

I wish typing wasn't so loud, as my family is currently sleeping.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, no wish.

MT wishes for supreme knowledge of magic.

Edited February 18, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but Trixie gets jealous of your power and leaves you so you give it up.

 

I wish you would've acknowledged Vinyl's spaghetti dinner joke.

Edited February 18, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but it is low level magic.

 

Watch I will be ninja'd.

 

I wish I had a gaming computer

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but you can't hear yourself type gdhdbfvdodjspqjdnf, and end up the ridicule of the forums.

MT wishes for a promotion.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, he now gets to work janitorial duties in a Mexican restaurant.

 

I wish I didn't just speak in 2nd person.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but because I ninja'd you I reached level 10, so now I can steal things before you get them like your new PC.

 

I wish my headphones weren't dead so I could listen to the massive smile project. And I wish to notget ninja'd right now by MT.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted by your ninaj'd by Claptrap!

I wish I didn't have to pee right now.