The Corrupted Wish Game

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but that's only legal in the U.K. Disgusting bastard...

 

I wish I had a nailclipper.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but you have hooves.

I wish whatever it was that Prettyflyforapinkiepie did was legal world wide.

[Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie 65]

Granted, but I have no idea what it was either, so you get killed by a ninja.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, the Japanese prime minister doesn't return your calls for calling his wife fat. :/

I wish for 1 million sodas that are root beer.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, DIABEETUS TIME!

 

I wish my plant would stop stealing my water.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but instead steals your blood.


I wish I could have a dragon assistant named cuddles.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but she doesn't know how to use any guns, so nopony pays attention to her.

 

I wish applebloom was in commando.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but Ahnold gropes her on the set.

I wish the CMC were in Charlies Angels

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. You know one of the actors died from cancer a while ago, right? dick.

 

I wish there were more Discord covers on youtube. I'm talking about the living tombstones remix, not that bucking eurobeat chaos one. Bucking love tombstone's version.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but Tombstone thinks your a hipster douche and stops making music.

I wish that Discord was in Mask

[Pony Joe 583]

Granted, Cuddles will now assist you in matters such as self-combustion and the construction of impromptu fireplaces throughout your house.

 

I wish that whenever I wanted to pay for something, I could just reach into my wallet and find however much money I need!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you also have a large bird with long legs following you around.

 

I wish everything I wishedfor would be doubled for my wife.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but he Discords all the cameras so tht whatever happens on the set is replapced with common unexciting events on the cameras, and the movie sucks.

 

I wish I didn't make a bet with my coudin that I could chug 30 cokes in one night.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but you still owe him money

 

I wish that I could make a movie series about thundracry convert it to an episode for three seasons then make one more movie then continue making episodes.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you're plu ged into mass debt because you were ti cocky and headstrong to realize that nopony was watching your movies about an OP OC and you spent too much money on the whole project.

 

I wish my vacation wasn't.so miserable.

[Pony Joe 583]

Granted, you now have a memory of watching an innocent child being killed.  Your vacation, in comparison, is quite lovely.

 

I wish that I could make clean drinking water appear whenever I wanted.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but it's only clean to your eyes

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but now the whole world likes ripping kittens to shreds with paper shredders.

 

I wish you never made that wish Vinyl, you're messed up man.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, But Derpy messes up the wish and Vinyl gets it anyways.


I wish for the events in Bioshock to become world history.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but you have a whale in your bed..that's your wife family pet.

I wish Big Mac had more lines of dialouge

 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but I only fall deeper and deeper in love with him, so eventually I end up killing myself because of your damn wish when I realize he's with Fluttershy.

 

I wish I had the balls to record my voice when my family was home.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but their tennis balls >>;

I wish I didn't have a blood test today.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

 

Granted but their tennis balls >>;

 

 

Granted, now you have a urine test.

 

I wish I didn't have a strong desire to excrete some right now. 

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted instead you excrete them.

I wish I had bullet time like Max Payne.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but when you turn it off, its effect still makes you slow as buck while everybody else is normal.

 

I wish I owned a shotgun.