The Corrupted Wish Game

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but they have to leave after one day.

 

I wish for Pinkie Pie to appear while I'm taking in a walk, but she is not a filly, she is a full grown mare.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

ninja'd.

 

Granted but she ignores you.

 

 

I wish I wasn't lonely.

Edited June 9, 2013 by Flutter Dash

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, everyone knows you and people knock on your door every 5 minutes.

 

If you could create your own planet that supports life, where would you put it? Close to Earth, or maybe in another solar system?

 

Screw me being tired when I put this question, thinking this is the Answer the Question Above you thread.

Edited June 9, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Failure to make wish. You are struck by a bolt of lightning, no matter where you are or what the weather is like outside.

I wish I could fire lighting from my fingers. That would be so super coool. . . . .

[Sheogorath 1,155]

I wish I could fire lighting from my fingers. That would be so super coool. . . . .

 

And you shall, but you will feel it all as if lightning is striking your fingers! also they explode so you have only 10 times you can use it as then you run out of fingers. By special plea I might allow same for other protruding extremities of your body just for the sake of hilarity.

 

Oh, almost forgot my own wish... What would a god want?

Perhaps a horse! A small one... no A BIG one. Oh even better! My wish will be a jar of ornate pudding that can sing irish drinking songs.

Edited June 9, 2013 by Sheogorath

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but then Fluffle Puff eats it, and smothers it's remains on your face

 

I wish to not be ninja'd or have this wish corrupted.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, it's removed after one second.

 

I wish for dinner, I'm freaking hungry.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I cut off your arms and legs, stabilize the wounds so you don't bleed to death and lock you in a room where no one will find you. Eat your own limbs or starve! And eat your peas too or no ice-cream for pudding.

I wish someone fair will read that fanfic I posted.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but they genuinely believe it's not very good.

 

 

 

I wish for an A* in my Maths exams.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. A Star falls from the sky and lands on your head. It hurts and leaves you unable to finish the exams (you fail by default).

I wish that Paramount doesn't screw up the new Friday the 13th films that they are going to make.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, they are really good, but you're in a coma for years while it happens, and when you wake up, you find out you can't buy a CD copy of it or on Netflix or anything else, because it's been removed.

 

I wish to be rich.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

Granted, but the market collapses and money is worthless and bottlecaps become currency.

 

I wish for a muffin

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

Granted but it's poisoned,

 

I wish everything was a rainbow.

[Krys9 456]

Granted but  ponies had to be ground up to make those rainbows you wished for.

 

I wish that I had an infinite number of wishes!

Edited June 10, 2013 by WinterHitman

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

Granted, but every wish you make is tainted in some way.

 

I wish shipping (parcels) didn't take so long...

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but now the things inside take longer to make.

 

I wish that everyone knew how to be as fancy as a ram

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but now no one doesn't care about being fancy, and they care more about having the terrible...

 

Swag...

 

I wish for kids to stop caring about swag so much.

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but they still don't know the great feeling of being as fancy as a ram.

 

I wish for some of my roleplays to get replied to more often

[Iridian 71]

Granted, but they get spammed by stupid people with horrible grammar.

 

I wish I had the self-control to get to sleep sooner.

[Sanic Screwdriver 345]

Granted but you wake up an hour later and can't go back to sleep until tomorrow night.

 

I wish I Exploded

[Iridian 71]

Granted, but your innards go flying everywhere and splat in your best friend's face.

 

I wish I was more intelligent.

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but you are hit by a bus and suffer a concussion that leaves you practically brain dead.

 

I wish for Equestria Girls to be good.

[Sanic Screwdriver 345]

Granted but you don't watch it.

 

I wish I was the model for an emoticon.

Edited June 10, 2013 by pokesonicfan11

[Iridian 71]

Granted, but they had you pose for a puke emoticon.

 

I wish I could have witnessed the murder of Julius Caesar so I would know if he really said "E tu, Brutue?"

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but then you create a time paradox, one in which he see's you, and does not say it, which leads to our world collapsing

I wish for pootis, and for it to not be corrupted ever, and that the person who answers this gets their wish ninja'd