The Corrupted Wish Game

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you now have to play for the affects it will have on your car.

 

I wish California would just give it a break when it comes to the standards for teaching credentials.

 

i wish i could drive like this guy (1.01)

The thing is, my old college roommate met him and got to take photos with him. He's really chill, apparently.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but they now totally agree with the NSA and impose draconian Internet laws.




I wish that my son, mother-in-law and uncle hadn't just died in Papers, Please.

[Denim&Venöm 18,890]

Granted. They get deported.

 

I wish all cats had an IQ of 94

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now they are actually starting to run companies and the government, better than our current people in power, I might add.

 

I wish we would actually be shown all of the Olympic events live, fails and all.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, they are really, really uninteresting and consist mostly of shots of Vladimir Putin gurning at the camera at really awkward moments.


 

I wish that I didn't have to go to college and do my homework tomorrow.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you wasted your time and money at college, like everyone else

 

I wish I could just get a PS3 for Tales of Symphonia Chronicles.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you DON'T get Tales of Symphonia Chronicles. Ever.



I wish for more Wii U games.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but they are all crappy third-party games.

 

I wish the Mother/Earthbound series was more loved.

 

Granted, but you DON'T get Tales of Symphonia Chronicles. Ever.

You monster.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but now everyone drops everything they had previously and tries to copy it for whatever reason, including hasbro.

 

i wish my homework was done

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. It is done. Badly. By someone else. The teachers knows this.

 

I wish for rocks.

[mars 4,862]

Granted. Large rocks fall from the sky and land on your house.

 

I wish to be an artist.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted, but that doesn't mean you're a good one.

 

I wish that I had the will to play video games for the first time in a long while.

Edited February 25, 2014 by AI Pony

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but now you can only games and do nothing else. Ever.

 

I wish there was a marathon of How I Met Your Mother so I can catch up.

 

granted but now everyone drops everything they had previously and tries to copy it for whatever reason, including hasbro.

It could turn out well. Mother/Earthbound is known for their awesomeness in story, gameplay, characters, and so much more.

[mars 4,862]

 

Granted, but then your electricity goes off for a day.

 

Also, I wish I had a kitten.

 

 

Granted, but that doesn't mean you're a good one.

 

 

Edited February 25, 2014 by Creativity

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now is urinates on EVERYTHING YOU OWN.

 

I wish I could find a new avatar that I like and works for me

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but nobody else likes it.



I wish that I was better at French speaking classes.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now you can only say "omelette du fromage".

 

 

I wish I had more money for new comics day.

Edited February 26, 2014 by CloserToTheSun

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you sleep through new comics day and they all sell out.




I wish that more people would come with me to see EqG in the cinema this Sunday.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but they are all deaf, dumb, blind, and mute.

 

I wish my food would hurry up and be cooked already.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You choke on the first bite and die in a very painful and undignified fashion that becomes a widely mocked meme.

And I nicked your wallet too.

I wish for a new season of Firefly.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but Fox cancels it right away (this might actually happen if we do get more Firefly, besides the film kinda killed any possible revival of the crew of the Serenity)

 

I wish I could play trombone in a ska band

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but the bassist dies in a bus crash and the band breaks up right after your first show.

 

I wish for concert tickets for a Megadeth concert,

 

 

Granted, but Fox cancels it right away (this might actually happen if we do get more Firefly, besides the film kinda killed any possible revival of the crew of the Serenity)

They could Ignore the movie. (I probably would still watch it without Wash, though.)

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but Dave refuses to play the show for what seems a pointless reason, causing riots, which you die in.

 

I wish it would rain a bit more, but not causing as much problems as it is right now in Southern California

 

They could Ignore the movie. (I probably would still watch it without Wash, though.)

NO! WE NEED WASH!

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, It's raining asteroids, thus causing more problems than the snow.

 

I wish for a gaming computer.

 

 

NO! WE NEED WASH!

 Yeah, you're right.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, it runs on Windows 95

 

I wish my download would just finish up.