The Corrupted Wish Game

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, the voice actors and actresses of G3 are part of G4

 

 

I wish I had more money for this weekend's con.

 

 

 

Granted, but you're cosplaying as Twist.

Screw you, that sounds cute! I wanna see a Twist cosplay now!

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

granted, but you're still one dollar short.

 

I wish Weird Al was number one one bilboard for 70 years.

[Galen Selanno 351]

Granted, but his mother-in-law forbids him from making the songs he makes now.

 

I wish the Rules of the Internet wouldn't change so much.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, now everything is Rule 34.

 

I wish that Steve Daines would lose. (if you're a Montanan, you'd understand)

[Galen Selanno 351]

Granted, now everything is Rule 34.

What did I just do?

 

 

 

I wish that Steve Daines would lose. (if you're a Montanan, you'd understand)

 

Granted. All Montanans lose 'cause Montanans suck now.

Edited October 28, 2014 by TheAnonBrony

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

No wish bitch.

 

I wish that I was Homer, not the Simpsons, the Greek guy who wrote the Illiad.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you're blind, just like he was. So....not much having to corrupt anything there.

 

 

I wish my friend would have done a cosplay with me, so we could compliment each other.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but he cosplayed as a realistic looking strip of bacon, and he's now dead.

 

I wish somepony could bring me to Molestia.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but she doesn't do anything.



I wish that I didn't have to do this sort of shameless self-promotion to get Tumblr followers: http://princesscelestiasinbox.tumblr.com/

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted. People hate it after a week.

I wish time could stop.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted now no-one can move.

 

 

I wish i had 12 kgs of plutonium

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted. You die due to poisoning.

I wish to talk to Kyle from South Park.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, but you get killed by aborted nazi zombie fetuses

 

 

 

I wish i had a Hazmat suit

[SparklingSquirrels 21,341]

Granted, but it's way too small.

 

I wish my friends were never depressed anymore.

[DubWolf 17,263]

Granted; you lose all your friends .

 

I wish I was more focused on stuff.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted. Everybody hates you now.

I wish.....(Dies Before completing wish)

Now I wish I was alive.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but Adam West kills you because you're a zombie. (and yes, that was a fam guy reference)

 

I wish One Direction made good music.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted, you're the only person who likes it while everybody wants to kill you for ruining them.

I wish Miley Cyrus would pick a character already.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but she becomes infinitely more popular as a result, to the point that merely hearing her name drives you around the bend.




I wish for a tyre.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, you now get a city in southern Russia.

 

I wish Cee Lo Green chose to sing Happy, even though Pharrel's version is good as well.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted, Pharrel dies of a crack addiction due to not being famous.

 

I wish Pharrel was not annoying.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

granted, but pharrel wasn't annoying to begin with, well, to me.

 

I wish there was a way to be a potato in 70 billion places at once.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Congratulations you just destroyed the entire universe due to the many time paradoxes created by said potato. You know Wibbly Wobbly Stuff.

 

I wish Peter Capaldi was not the Doctor.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but now Shane Dawson is the doctor, making the show unwatchable for me and just about every sing human being on this planey.

 

I wish that Shane Dawson would just die.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted, the world got 50% less Cooler and I and millions of fans want to kill you for killing him. (Hide Boy *Loads Shot Gun*)

I wish the world stopped for a min.