The Corrupted Wish Game

[AJHunter 265]

Granted....but now you have a stripper named candy..

 

This is bad how?

 

Anyway.

Granted. The milk is lumpy and sour though.

 

I wish for a stripper named Candy.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Granted, you never said it had to be a female stripper. Have fun with the candy man.

 

I wish my form tutor turned into a giant pink unicorn and spewed out skittles.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but it spits out stale Skittles.

 

 

 

I wish I knew if I was good at writing fanfics.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Granted, you now know that you are in fact, not good at writing fanfics.

I wish I had something to eat.

[AJHunter 265]

Have fun with the candy man.

 

Beggars can't be choosers.

 

Granted. But it's your least favorite food.

 

I wish I could see The Residents in concert.

[Lunatic 1,185]

here you go. but it binds on your feed and you drown anyway.

 

i wish for my guitar skills to improve.

 

my wish got ignored

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you can but you can not hear them.

 

same wish as last time.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted, but they're on a left-handed guitar.

 

I wish I were asleep.

[Raptor_a22 83]

Granted, you will never wake up again... (dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn)

 

I wish the threads I make are more active.

[AJHunter 265]

my wish got ignored

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you can but you can not hear them.

 

same wish as last time.

 

Granted, but they're on a left-handed guitar.

 

I wish I were asleep.

 

Smoooooth... EDIT: I'm an idiot that can't read.

 

Granted. ATTRACT ALL THE TROLLS! :7

 

I wish... Um... Butts.

Edited May 19, 2012 by AJHunter

[Raptor_a22 83]

Granted. You are covered in used cigarette butts.

 

I wish that $100 was deposited into my bank account every day.

[Lunatic 1,185]

granted, but you cant get on it.

 

i wish i had my personal ditsy to follow my mouse around.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but then Ditzy empties your fridge.

 

I wish I had more food in my fridge.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. It's all expired.

 

I wish I had 1500 dollars.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. You now owe me 1500 dollars.

 

I wish for skittles.

[Twiliscael 3,960]

Instead of Skittles...you got M&Ms with "S"s on them

I wish I knew how to play guitar :3

Edited May 20, 2012 by ADashOfRainbow

[Magicon 468]

Granted, but you can't play it well so no one listens to you.

 

I wish I wasn't bored.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. You're a board.

 

I wish...

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. Nothing happens.

 

I wish I was a biotic.

[Twiliscael 3,960]

granted, but you end up like Jack, locked in the looney bin.

(I hope you mean biotic from Mass Effect :3)

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. Nothing happens.

 

I wish I wasn't locked in the looney bin.

[Strider Hiryu 116]

Granted. You are now locked in jail.

 

I wish I was had a cape.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. They're all Digletts!!!

 

I wish for Windows 7 Pro.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted.

 

But it broke.

 

I wish I understood things better.

[Derpy Hoops 19]

Granted!

 

Now you understand things so well, your brain couldn't handle it and exploded....

 

I wish i was rich.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. You owe me 3000 dollars... And Windows 7.

 

I wish I didn't accidentally...

Edited May 20, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk