The Corrupted Wish Game

[LittleMac 3,085]

Granted but your favourite celebrity arrives at school while you're not there

 

 

I wish to be a Pokémon master!

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Granted. All the Pokémon are now following you, giving no privacy at all, even when you're using the restroom.

 

I wish to have the ability to set up a teleportation system no one knows of except me and be able to teleport from my home to Equestria.

[baba_booey 4,302]

Granted, but when you use it, it teleports into a big spiky pit in the middle of Equestria.

 

I wish I could quickscope a bunch of scrubs

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Granted. However, you are accused of cheating and aimbotting, so you are IP banned.

 

I wish to be able to write good fanfiction.

[baba_booey 4,302]

Granted, but nobody reads it besides for trolls who dislike it.

 

I wish I was able to pet Gilda's head without dying.

Edited May 25, 2015 by Angry Cartoon Nerd

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Wish granted. However, she doesn't kill you: she tears you up and leaves you to bleed out in the middle of nowhere.

 

I wish to be able to see into the future.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You see everything that will happen. All at once. this overload blinds and destroys your mind, leaving you a drooling husk just standing in the street. I steal your wallet. . . and you. For a hat rack.

I wish for unrestrained unstoppable and unreasonable horror to be unleashed onto this world right this moment until mankind's last moment.

[Mr. Mustang 647]

Granted, the worst of the internet is unleashed for everyone to see and this stuff goes beyond "Cannot unsee."

 

I wish that science can figure out how to get to other universes.

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Granted.. However, humans wreak havoc upon universes of other shows after the science labs are raided.

 

I wish to go to Equestria!

[baba_booey 4,302]

Granted, but all the ponies you love have left town.

 

I wish you a Merry Christmas (in the middle of May xd)

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. It's a Die Hard Christmas, so you'll have to walk through glass shards bare foot.

 

I wish people could stop complaining about time.

[Troubleshoes Clyde 107]

Granted. Time stops.

 

I wish to be able to jump into books and visit the world within and meet the characters of the story. They can't be any chance the characters will kill be or seriously injured me or fall into a coma. I will be able to visit any book I want and I can't die while in them or get stuck. I must have a ready supply of books to do this with. I will be able to return to the world whenever I want. The characters or objects from the books, especially the villains, can't come into the real world. I'm the only one able to use this power and no one can follow me into the books. I can't die while entering or exiting a book. And all the books I have mustn't all be 50 shades of Grey or other abominations. And yes, I wish for all THIS!

 

I wonder how you will corrupt that wish

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. But since this is the REAL universe, all what you wish for is denied. :3

 

I wish this wish gets corrupted.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You get whatever that exists in your mind, even nightmares.

 

I wish the Imperium of Man discovers Equestria, and launches an instant Exterminatus there.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. But things happen and they go bad. I DUNNO.




I wish for surströmming.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted.

The world goes black for you. You awake chained to a dungeon wall. There is a man sized goblin leering at you. You pick up the strong smell of bad fish, and notice that the room is filled with crate upon crate of old rancid sub-standard surströmming. The Goblin has a spoon. You must eat every single bite. Should you throw up, you will have that fed to you as well. No bathroom breaks. Also, the same ABBA song is playing on repeat. You'd bribe the Goblin, but I nicked your wallet and pawned your stuff.

I wish I could go on an unholy city destroying rampage of hellish might!

[Troubleshoes Clyde 107]

Granted, you can rampage throught this Lego city with is unholy because the priest didn't bless it.

 

I wish for some tasty pie.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. You get some tasty pie filled with extra-special, unknown meat. It looks pink, even has some fur in it. Eat up!

 

I wish for the ability to stop and start time by thinking it. But the only thing that keeps working when time is stopped will be my mind. Thoughts, and such.

Edited May 31, 2015 by Lord Bradley

[baba_booey 4,302]

Granted, but the universe explodes when you use it.

 

I wish I was a better Team Fortress 2 player.

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Granted. You are the only TF2 player, therefore you are the best at it.

 

I wish I could be happier.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Denied. No one can be happy. You can get some Ice Cream, though. Costs 20 dollars.

 

I wish for a berry.

[TimeyMarey007 110]

Granted. However, they're poisoned.

 

I wish for me to get around continuing stories.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, you start churning out stories at such a rate that it takes over your life, you lose your job, have no future prospects and to make matters worse, nobody actually reads what you write.



I wish people read and liked my poems.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. However, the one person who read them was a creepy plagiarising git, who kidnaps you, and buries you alive in a coffin with a long breathing tube, as well as a water drippier and a feeding pipe that gives you tasteless gruel. The creep then claims all your work as his and becomes a total celebrity, as your work inspires a social movement that brings about world peace and utter enlightenment.

You remain trapped in that coffin for all times. It really begins to smell on the second day. You have no light nor any way to measure time. You also cannot move.

As for the creep. . . he isn't me. I nicked your wallet, and he nabbed you as you were chasing me.


I wish to create a successful meme.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, but it will annoy even you within a few days to the point you regret ever making it

 

I wish to see Mount Everest in person