The Corrupted Wish Game

[Otter 1,942]

Granted, but you're part of the pizza and I get to eat you.

 

This is a big one. First, I wish I could have as many wishes as I desire. Now that that's out of the way, I wish there were no limitations on what I can wish for. I wish that this series of wishes will never be corrupted. I wish I could have a neverending cup of Mountain Blast Powerade, a neverending box of McDonald's fries, and a neverending box of Big Macs. I wish I could have a portal between here and Equestria. I wish I could have the power to L33T hack the world (Think Discord with a computer). I wish it was winter all year round. I wish I could snowboard better than Shaun White. I wish I had the power to transform into anything. I wish I had a TARDIS.

 

I think that's everything...

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

TL;DR. Banned.

 

I wish... What am I doing? I'm free!!!

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. While you're celebrating your freedom, you dance out into the street and accidentally get hit by a truck.

 

I wish for chicken.

[Raptor_a22 83]

Granted. You get a live chicken.

 

I wish for nothing.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You get a live chicken.

 

I wish for nothing.

 

Works for me.

 

Granted. You get nothing. Later you get bored and begin to wish that you wished for something.

 

I wish for swedish fish.

[Otter 1,942]

You will get Swedish Fish, but the Swedish Chef comes with them as an free bonus, he will mistake you for his next dish, and spend the rest of eternity trying to kill you.

 

I wish all trolls would suddenly die.

Edited May 24, 2012 by HylianMadness

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. One of the trolls who suddenly died was God, and the universe suddenly turns to chaos without Him.

 

I wish for a warm blanket.

[Otter 1,942]

Granted, you get a Napalm-soaked snuggie.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Pencil J. Doodle 242]

Granted, but you're paralyzed from the waist down

 

I wish a wasn't crying...

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Who's "A"? Arylett? Alex? Andrew? Anagram?

 

Wish wasted due to ambiguity.

 

I wish I weren't so hungry.

[Pencil J. Doodle 242]

Granted, your stomach has disappeared.

 

I wish i could go back in time and replace that 'a' with an 'i'

Edited May 24, 2012 by Pencil J. Doodle

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Now the wish reads "I wish a wisn't crying"

 

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Guest]

Wish granted. You'll die soon because your body needs rest.

 

I wish I had TWO cookies!

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. They're both computer cookies, so they're not edible.

 

I wish I had twelve dollars.

[Pencil J. Doodle 242]

Granted, but you stole them from a police officer and you are now in a car chase

 

i wish i knew everything

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Your head explodes from information overload.

 

I wish for MOAR PILLZ.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but luis steals them off you

 

I wish i had a faster computer

[Znex 936]

Granted, but it runs away

 

I wish I had more free time

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted but you become predictable

brohoof on posting what i was thinking

 

I wish more people thought like me.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but they are never around you.

 

I wish... never mind.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, you never have a mind

 

I wish i could wish for less wishes

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, you wish for less wishes.

 

I wish I could stay up later...

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but no one else is online

 

I wish my hatchet was sharper

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but you can't use it...

 

I wish to catch a fish so juicy sweet.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but it's too small to keep

 

I wish i could go fishing more often