The Corrupted Wish Game

[Nightfall 3,950]

OK, but you never catch anything.

 

I wish you would get that LotR reference more often.

[Lunatic 1,186]

you did. but you trew it back.

(double ninja all the way!)

he did, but he doesnt think their funny.

 

i wish i had wings that could make me fly everyware i want!

Edited May 25, 2012 by lunatic

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but they catch fire

 

I wish i wasnt a pyromaniac

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You're a pyrophobe.

 

I wish I wasn't so acrophobe...

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You no longer have a fear of acrobats. But you still have a crippling fear of heights.

 

I wish I wasn't hungry.

[FruitRiver 355]

Granted you are dead instead.

 

I wish Applejack wasnt the least loved

Edited May 25, 2012 by pinkie

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Now Fluttershy is the least loved. You monster.

 

I wish for cupcakes.

[FruitRiver 355]

WISH GRANTED! here! (I used the recipe Applejack used in Applebuck season. Shes a great cook you know)

 

I wish I had a parrot!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. He's got Celiac Disease, so you can't give him crackers. Or gluten...

 

I wish I was out of the desert.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You are now in the ice cap.

 

I wish for pudding.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but it's made with cow menure

 

I wish that my fingers were longer.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Your arms are shorter.

 

I wish I could type better on my QWFPGJLUYARSTDHNEIOZXCVBKM keyboard...

Edited May 26, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but it's all you can type

 

I wish you didn't highlight this to read it

[Znex 936]

Granted, but then your wish wasn't granted, so then I did read it, but then your wish was granted, so then I didn't read it, but then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6jAOJtj21Q

Congrats, the universe just exploded from the paradox energy.

 

I wish I win the last poster wins topic.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Banned.

 

I wish I had Photoshop.

[Magicon 468]

Granted, but it took your entire life and your on your deathbed when you do win.

 

ninja'd

 

Granted, but its unusable.

 

I wish I had magic.

Edited May 26, 2012 by Magicon

[Isobel 279]

Granted. Banned.

 

I wish I had Photoshop.

 

Gives you the opening screen, you need a serial code to access it.

 

I wish for candy.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but it eats you

 

I wish for a foot

[Znex 936]

Granted; it's sugar-free.

 

EDIT: Granted, it's attached to your nose and you look like a bally idiot

 

I wish for superawesome events to happen

Edited May 26, 2012 by Znex

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but you're not around

 

I wish for spike to have more spines

[Titan Rising 2,156]

granted, they envelop the universe

 

I wish for a computer that can play diablo 3

[Lostwanderer 367]

granted, but the computer is quickly destroyed when it begins to play the game, computers arent very good at gaming

 

I wish that was wordered better.

[Titan Rising 2,156]

granted, but it's in latin: "sed computer est cito perdidit cum incipit ludere ludum, computers arent ipsum adludum"

 

I wish for a job as an animator for a cartoon I love

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but you make no money

 

I wish i had less need for money

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You're dead.

 

I wish for good things to happen.