The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but more bad things happen aswell

 

I wish for wishing of wishing of wish wishes and for a puppy

[Jadefire 2,798]

Granted. Someone wishes that the pony eats you, so it does.

 

I wish for apples.

[Z.J.A. 136]

They are poison apples.

 

I wish for 3 more wishes.

[Jadefire 2,798]

Granted, but they you waste them on two cokes and some chips.

 

I wish for a better sense of humor.

Edited May 26, 2012 by Jadefire

[Z.J.A. 136]

Granted, but now no one can take you seriously, ever.

 

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Make a wish.

 

I wish I knew how to design a roundabout.

[Jadefire 2,798]

Granted, but then your roundabout gets struck by a meteor.

 

I wish I knew how to induce cold fusion.

[Titan Rising 2,156]

granted but the universe is destroyed 100th of a millisecond afterwards

 

I wish I could eat massive amounts of food without any consequences

[Z.J.A. 136]

You do, but you forget about your friends and sleep...you live a life of only eating food....

 

I wish for 3 ducks.

[Jadefire 2,798]

Granted. They steal your wallet.

 

I wish I could teleport.

[Z.J.A. 136]

Granted, you teleport into a wall and can't get out...

 

I wish for a car.

Edited May 26, 2012 by river_angel

[Jadefire 2,798]

I wish River Angel made a wish.

[Z.J.A. 136]

I did make a wish. Look up.

 

I wish that you were an elephant that was purple and had pink flowers on it.

[FruitRiver 355]

That elephant eats the flowers and stomps on your eyes, you become colorblind and it looks just like an ordinary elephant.

 

I WISH MLP WAS REAL!

[Jadefire 2,798]

Granted. You are then devoured by a manticore.

 

I wish I was an alicorn.

[Titan Rising 2,156]

Granted; days later you somehow poke both your eyes out with your horn.

 

I wish I was a rock

[Jadefire 2,798]

Granted. You are now a rock. A poor lifeless rock.

 

I wish I was photosynthetic.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You're a Polaroid.

 

I wish I had some green paint.

[Jadefire 2,798]

Granted, but it's an ugly shade of pea green.

 

I wish I was photogenic.

[Raptor_a22 83]

Granted, but because I don't know what that means, your jeans are made of photos.

 

I wish I was faster than forum ninjas.

Edited May 26, 2012 by Raptor_a22

[Jadefire 2,798]

Granted. You move so fast you set yourself on fire.

 

I wish I had more energy

[Isobel 279]

You kill yourself with the amount of energy you have

 

I wish for new wallpaper on my computer.

[letterone 1,204]

Granted, but it's completely blank save for a tiny dot in the bottom right corner of the screen.

 

I wish conversations on Facebook weren't so weird.

[Strider Hiryu 116]

Granted. Now other conversations are weirder by comparison.

 

I wish for heart, a brain and to be fearless.

[Jadefire 2,798]

Granted. You now have a heart and a brain in a jar on your desk. And your lack of fear comes to bite you in the ass when you try to fist-fight a dragon.

 

I wish it wasn't so damn cold outside.