The Corrupted Wish Game

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Now it's too damn hot.

 

I wish it wasn't so damn dry.

[Derpy Hoops 19]

Granted, you were filled in a tub of water and you drowned...

 

I wish I was older...

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You dissolve into dust.

 

I wish for something funny to happen.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

You already are.

 

I wish for something.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You get me. And I proceed to burn your house down.

 

I wish I was immune to fire.

[BlackStallion 4]

Wish Granted, but you're now vulnerable to water.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Too bad you aren't particularly good at it. Splat.

 

I wish for thirteen dollars.

[BlackStallion 4]

Granted. But everything costs $20 now.

 

I wish I had a pet dragon.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Too bad he isn't trained. Chomp.

 

I wish for some soup.

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

Granted. but all you can eat is cold soup.

 

oh and umm...i wish i was a little more confident

Edited May 27, 2012 by Serenity ♥

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You gain the confidence to do everything you've ever wanted. You get eaten by a bear when you get drunk and decide to try to fist-fight one.

 

I wish for Pony Jesus.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. (Read the name as "Hay-Soos".)

 

I wish for something else.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You get a pipe bomb. Which then explodes.

 

I wish I knew how to make explosives without killing and/or maiming myself.

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

Granted, but your hands fall off.

 

 

i wish i lived in a better timezone

[The Doctor 4]

Granted but that time zone is crushed by a highly unlikely string of space junk and meteor showers!

 

I wish i had a better laptop

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You now owe me 1500 dollars.

 

I wish for 1500 dollars.

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

granted. money is now irrelevant

 

 

i wish i had some more milk

Edited May 27, 2012 by Serenity ♥

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You drown in a giant waterfall of milk.

 

I wish I had food.

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

Granted. you don't have a tongue anymore

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Your wish is now my wish.

[Jadefire 2,797]

You get struck by a meteor.

 

I wish I could ride a shark.

[The Doctor 4]

Granted but the shark does not seem to like you very much.

 

I wish i could find a nice avatar...

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but the forum won't let you upload it.

 

I wish for ketchup.

[The Doctor 4]

Granted but that is all you will be able to eat for the rest of your life >.>

 

I wish i could think of more things to wish for...

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

Granted, but now you cannot wish anymore ^^

 

I wish i would remember to wish