The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's fun at first, but the bananas and milk go rotten very quickly and you have a horrible mess on your hands.

 

I wish my cat was less annoying without it dying.

[Starshine 16,333]

Granted. You cat now dead set on killing your ass

 

 

I wish for a pancake. A pancake that is made from 100% edible and safe ingredients, which are sweet and and perfectly crunchy. A pancake that will never hurt a human in any way. The pancake will be served lukewarm on a perfectly safe glass plate, complete with a blunt spoon that will not choke me down, and a glass of totally safe water that is served in a plastic cup.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. The cup is dirty.

 

I wish I could sleep better (without dying or going comatose for a long time).

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Granted: You love sleeping so much you refuse to get out of bed and your life goes down the drain.

I wish I could spit rainbows.

[Starshine 16,333]

aw damnit

 

Your wish is granted. Now you can't stop spitting rainbow that also burns your throat

 

I wish for a perfect wish that would never be exploited in any way

Edited June 9, 2012 by Dreamwalker

[Jadefire 2,797]

Wish rejected.

 

I wish for swedish fish.

Edited June 9, 2012 by Jadefire

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, but the fish tastes horrible. I wish for Queen Chrysalis to go into heat in front of me. LOLs. I'll bet my wish is already corrupted, so it can't be corrupted any further. Come on people, corrupt my wishes now!

Edited June 9, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Granted: You last only 2 seconds.

I wish for eggs.

[PikaPower 12]

Wish granted, but you only get the shell.

 

I wish twilight would kill me.

[RiuChan 17]

Wish granted, but pinkie messed her up now you aren't dead but in a coma.

 

I wish the ponies were real

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, but they're all changelings. Chilly, I last 2 seconds during what?

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Granted, but they're all changelings. Chilly, I last 2 seconds during what?

 

During sex.

I wish I had some yellow paint.

Edited June 9, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly)

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's yellow because it's urine.

 

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

[PikaPower 12]

Granted but you are constipated.

 

 

I wish pinkie would die in a fire.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Your pinkie finger was incinerated.

 

I wish I could remember my last wish.

[PikaPower 12]

Granted but now the only language you now is dutch.

 

I wish Pinkiepie from my little pony dies in a fire

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's G3 Pinkie Pie.

 

Now I wish I could read Dutch.

[Guest]

Granted. You became blind before you could read it, though.

 

I wish life gave me lemonade.

[PikaPower 12]

Granted, but it has poison.

 

 

I wish my wishes could not be corrupt.

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, but now you can't wish.

 

I wish nothing existed ever.

[Guest]

Granted. Something shall always exist forever now.

 

I wish to be the fish!

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Too bad you didn't wish to end up in water.

 

I wish I was a rainbow.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Wish deemed redundant due to Rainbow Blitz avatar.

 

Remember that cancer you granted me? I wish for it to be a benign tumour in an obscure and inconvenient outside location.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's a tumor in your clavicle, but just so happens to be located close enough to a major nerve that the nerve gets severed when you have the tumor removed. Now you can't use your arm.

 

I wish for a clavicle of steel.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It corrodes inside you.

 

I always wanted an exoskeleton to supplement my muscles and endoskeleton... I wish for an exoskeleton to compensate for my dysfunctional arm muscles.