The Corrupted Wish Game

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you draw a volcano and it erupts in your house. I wish the One Ring was destroyed when Sauron died the first time.

Edited July 5, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever

[Znex 936]

Granted, The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings are now both filled with meaningless and boring "adventures" that don't make any sense and are both actually quite a lot like a modern TV soapie.

 

I wish TV soapies didn't exist

[Half-Note 273]

Granted now we have more reality shows like Jersey Shore

 

I wish the cast of Jersey Shore was dead.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Granted. You're arrested for flooding the entire world.

 

I wish I had a personal airship.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, it explodes. I wish I had a pet creeper.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, it attacks you behind your back and puts a bomb in you so you explode.

 

I wish I were a kitten.

[Mr. Bojangles 52]

Granted, but you have only 1 leg and everyone calls you stumpy.

 

I wish I could decide which girl I want to ask out...

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you always decide on the girl who wants everything. I wish achievement servers on TF2 were epic.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but you die the very day it happens.

 

I wish I could be a moderator on this site.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Granted. Banned.

 

I wish I could sleep.

[FortyShadows 217]

Granted. Nightmares scare you awake.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Granted. Now you're even more exhausted.

 

I wish for something.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted. Your wish is that you explode, and so you do.

 

I wish I could be a Blank Flank again.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. Your friends don't know who you are and abandon you.

 

I wish there were more hours in the day.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Granted. Please wait 2-3 billion years.

 

I wish the world spun faster.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. We all go flying off.

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Half-Note 273]

Granted. NO MORE WISHES! EVER!

 

I wish it snowed in summer.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Granted. Welcome to Antarctica.

 

I wish I knew what Jadefire wanted to wish for.

[PegasisterTaco 318]

Granted: You now know what Jadefire wished for: Jadefire wished for a Barney plushie.

 

I wish I had a time-machine.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Granted. It's a clock.

 

I wish I could finish my table.

[PegasisterTaco 318]

Granted. Congrats! You made a chair.

 

I wish I had a bowl of ice cream.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, it's your least favorite flavor of ice cream.

 

I wish I would break my leg.

[PegasisterTaco 318]

Granted. You just broke your skull.

 

I wish I had my very own Derpy.

Edited July 8, 2012 by PegasisterTaco

[Half-Note 273]

Granted. It is super scared and runs away when you get it.

 

I wish MLP finally made my favorite shippings Canon.

[PegasisterTaco 318]

Granted. But Hasbro screwed it up.

 

I wish I was sent to the mooooooon!

Edited July 8, 2012 by PegasisterTaco