The Corrupted Wish Game

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

You know, could someone make a 'Make the Above Poster's Wish Better' Game?

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. Someone makes it on a completely different forum and you'll never hear of it.

 

I wish I was a nicer person.

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. You become a door mat and people abuse you kindness.

 

I wish my kittens would grow up already.

[Motion Spark 7,807]

Granted. You learn all the languages in the world, but you forget everything else about everything.

 

bitch please, this is the best wish ever!

 

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Granted. but they grow up so old until 2 days before they die

 

I wish you weren't above me

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. Now I'm below you.

 

I wish that Bronies could live together in a new country meant for them alone.

[Motion Spark 7,807]

Granted...do you really thought that I wanted to currupt this wish?

 

I wish your wish

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

Granted, my wish sucks.

 

I wish for one billion Euros

[Bari 7,023]

Granted, but I catches fire.

 

I wish for a device that lets me summon Pinkie Pie whenever I want.

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

Granted. It summons Pinkamena, who gets angry at you and goes crazy on you.

 

I wish for non-corruped wishes

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted, everyones wishes can't be corrupted except yours. Only yours will be corrupted.

 

 

I WISH I HAD MY SAMMICH!!

[Motion Spark 7,807]

Granted. but you got a sandwich instead

 

 

I wish I get braces

Edited August 30, 2012 by Motion Spark

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

Granted. They hurt like crazy.

 

 

I wish for a soda

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. It's shot at you from a cannon.

 

I wish for a shooting star so I can make a non-corrupted wish.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted.... there was a little mix-up with the trajectory system on my shooting-star-machine......

 

......I'd duck if I were you.

 

I wish for a milkshake.

[xremeidiot 32]

granted: random guys are now attracted to you

 

I wish I had more vitamin D

[Dr_Waveband 745]

granted: random guys are now attracted to you

 

Sounds like an awesome milkshake.

 

 

Wish granted. You're banned to the sun until you have enough of the vitamin. Your chances of survival don't look too good.

 

I wish to donate this wish to someone else.

[xremeidiot 32]

granted: it is given to Satan who brings about the apocolypse

 

I wish more people would join my SCP RP -_-

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

Granted, they are all n00bs.

 

I wish that people wouldn't act so stupid...

[xremeidiot 32]

Granted: You are the dumbest person on Earth

 

I wish I could visit Equestria

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

granted but its ruled by me

 

here's a fun one

"tonight- you"

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted, but it's not rape if I enjoy it.

 

...Wait, what?

 

 

*Ahem* I wish I could play the violin.

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

Molestia always wins

granted but it wants to kill you

 

lets see...

ooh I wish my overnight bag was lighter

[xremeidiot 32]

Granted: big old hole underneath.

 

I wish I was good at Uncharted 3

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you stink at all other games. I wish TNT in Minecraft didn't hurt me, but hurt other mobs instead.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. It doesn't hurt you, but it's so powerful it blows up the world and you fall into the abyss.

 

I wish you two got avatars, for God's sake!