The Corrupted Wish Game

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, Nobody understands you anymore

 

I wish I didn't have a brain-fart

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. You had an actual fart instead.

 

I wish people would stop wishing for what they already had.

Edited July 17, 2012 by Digit Sums

[PegasisterTaco 318]

Granted. Everyone repeats what they already wished for over and over again.

 

I wished I could FLYYYYYY!

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, You fly quite clumsily.

 

I wish I had CANDY!!!

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, here 's your Airplane ticket

it's all Super-duper sour

 

I Wish......for Ideas

Edited July 17, 2012 by dominatorstrangeman8

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

(I like super-duper sour candy)

Granted, they're horrible idea.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. Here's an idea: Make a wish.

 

I wish the previous pony made a wish...

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted. The wish was un-corruptable.

 

I wish NINJA'D

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. I am a ninja to the NP.

 

I wish to edit this wish so that the NP's granting of my wish still makes sense.

[LightRaider 148]

Granted, but you become banned after editing your post.

 

I wish I could figure out a better way to respond to the post above me.

[candygirl21489 35]

Granted. You'll never figure it out.

I wish MCpatcher wouldn't install PCsoftware on my computer.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted. It deletes system 32 instead.

 

I wish I could multitask better.

[candygirl21489 35]

Granted. You now have to do at least five things at the same time, all the time.

I wish I didn't post here.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

granted. you never posted on mlpforums ever.

i wish i had chiptunes.

[candygirl21489 35]

Granted. All the music you ever listen to or make is chiptunes.

I wish my icon looked less crappy.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. Now it's doo-doo.

 

I wish I toasted my bread more...

[Count Paradox 3,548]

(i don't have a problem with that)

 

granted, you now do not have an icon

 

damn ninjas

 

granted. now it's burnt.

i wish for the perfect pizza

Edited July 17, 2012 by Jack Skellinghoof

[candygirl21489 35]

Granted. It's two centimeters wide.

I wish people qould read white text more, it makes white feel lonely when they don't

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. Your avatar is still doo-doo.

 

I wish my bread wasn't burnt.

[candygirl21489 35]

Granted. It's now frozen.

I wish people would highlight my post to see what I wrote in white text.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted, but people respond to your white text with MORE white text.

 

I wish for the most powerful sub-woofer on the planet.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. Here's a submersible great dane.

 

I wish the Disney song "Under the Sea" was a song about a submarine of the yellow variety.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted, It's about a soggy twinkie.

 

I wish I wasn't so bored right now.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. You have a moment of extreme interest in something, followed by a crash in which you are irrescuably bored.

 

I wish I had working air conditioning at the place where I am staying.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. The air conditioning works.....too well, and now everything's slowly freezing over.

 

I wish for a frozen beverage.