The Corrupted Wish Game

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. They are so horrifying, your eyeballs melt.

 

I wish for people to know that I plan to make a guideline to help bronies.

Edited August 31, 2012 by Berry Pie

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. They are so horrifying, your eyeballs melt.

 

I wish for people to know that I plan to make a guideline to help bronies.

 

Granted. It turns out to be the worst Guideline yet and its gives terrible advice to every single brony and then everyone hates u. *insert evil laugh here* (I'm sure ur guideline will be great btw )

 

I wish summer would never end!

[xremeidiot 32]

Granted: You get a Groundhog Day-esque scenario that DOESN'T end.

 

I wish those guys making people avatars weren't so busy.

[Mephala 2,633]

Granted. The people trying to make avatars no longer make them.

 

I wish that I had a real friend.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, but that real friedn never showers or bathes, or changes her clothes. Ever

 

I wish a was a vampire noble Unicorn, with Fluttershy, Rareity and Twilight as my three brides/love slaves

[Esteeare 41]

Granted but they have pony STD's

 

 

I wish for the money to actually buy Minecraft instead of having to run cracked versions all the time

[Bari 7,023]

Granted, but the money is counterfeit and you get arrested.

 

I wish for peace and quiet.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Very well. You die, but remain trapped to your body.

 

Have fun with that.

 

 

I wish that sleeping pills didn't make me feel so werid before they knock me out

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, they just knock you out. I wish Princess Celestia controlled our sun and Princess Luna controlled our moon, and for my wish to never be corrupted.

[MetalGearP0n3 29]

no not the fish! the bass (pronounced base) the instrument! D:<

 

Trollolololo? C:

 

Granted, The sun and moon crash into each other because the two decide to dare-devil an eclipse. And you only get one wish.

 

I wish school did not start up again so soon.

Edited September 2, 2012 by MetalGearP0n3

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. School is cancelled forever. You ended up a bum on the streets because you have a poor education.

 

I wish that I could stop wasting time.

[MetalGearP0n3 29]

Granted. School is cancelled forever. You ended up a bum on the streets because you have a poor education.

 

I wish that I could stop wasting time.

 

Well I'm not the only one. <w>

 

Granted, You never have time to yourself again.

 

I wish There were more Jazz reduxes of classical music. (Just listened to Jazz Toccata and Fugue <3 )

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, they're terrible. I wish this game ended tomorrow.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. The whole forum shuts down tomorrow.

 

I wish I had a slightly bigger desk.

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. But it ends up repossessed.

 

I wish I knew what was on TV.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. Too bad you don't have a tv to watch anything on.

 

I wish it was next week.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. You're now in my timezone, where it's been Monday for over an hour.

 

I wish I had a faster Internet connection.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Enjoy the Trojan virus even faster!

 

I wish I could go on holiday.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, it's not a holiday and you get fired for missing work. I wish Queen Chrysalis invaded Equestria and won.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

granted, this Forum=dead

 

I wish ppl would gimme more love

 

 

I wish to be Molestia'd

Edited September 3, 2012 by Molestia's Apprentice

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. You are loved so hard you die.

 

I wish that I could have help with this idea for a story.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Granted, you get help from my teacher

 

I wish I had the Certified Brony Badge

[Moon Rat 4,772]

granted, this Forum=dead

 

I wish ppl would gimme more love

 

 

 

Yeah, I really don't wish for that anymore

 

 

I saw Celly crying the other day so I went to her and asked what was wrong

 

 

 

I feel like it's all my fault too

 

She's still upset too

 

 

 

 

Granted, but it changes and looks too ugly

 

I wish Celly wasn't so sad

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. She goes on a happy crusade, killing all the background ponies.

 

I wish Pinkie Pie would stop bothering me....

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

granted, she kills you

 

I wish my teacher would start teaching me the big stuff :3