The Corrupted Wish Game

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. It's called a drill.

 

I wish people won't think of the words "Disaster" and "Decimate" as being related, because they really are not; Disaster is a star turning against you, and decimate is to take away from a group of ten, so if a star had ten planets and it turned into a red giant and ate one of the planets, it would not only be decimation, but also a disaster.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

... Granted?

 

I wish for a working "Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device".

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. Batteries not included.

 

I wish I had a personal solar panel.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Granted. You get a panel that's as bright as the sun in your bedroom.

 

I wish for batteries that were the right size, didn't break or get lost, and had energy in it.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but you don't have the handheld device anymore.

 

I wish I would never get ninja'd.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. You get samurai'd.

 

I wish I could do something productive.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

You know what? Granted. If you grant THIS wish!

 

I wish I had a fully functional portal device that had unlimited batteries and never got lost or broken!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. Just type in the license code to continue.

 

I wish I had something to write.

[Pulcinella 1,016]

Granted, but you have nothing the write with, and all the stores in the world ran out.

 

I wish kids would stop teasing me at school.

Edited September 21, 2012 by Flootershie

[rainbow_hearts 148]

Oh crap. Um.. Granted, But instead of teasing you they tease your best friend.

 

I wish dubstep never got created.

[Pulcinella 1,016]

Wait, what? Anyway, granted, but now techno, nightcore, and trance are more popular than ever.

 

I wish my kitten would stop bothering me while I'm trying to type.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Granted, you never sleep again........

 

I wish I was a Faust pony

[rainbow_hearts 148]

I don't know what that is

 

 

I wish I could never get ninjaed again.

Edited September 21, 2012 by Dontlookmenaked

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, it's mentally unstable.

 

I wish I would stop feeling down.

[Pulcinella 1,016]

Granted, you can have a deaf, blind, one with motor control disabilities.

Ninja'd!

 

I wish I could do something RIGHT, for once.

Edited September 21, 2012 by Flootershie

[rainbow_hearts 148]

Granted, But somebody gets jealous of you and gangs up on you.

 

I wish I had a kitten.

[Pulcinella 1,016]

Granted, you can have my bothersome, annoying one.

 

I wish this song would never end.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. You turn left.

 

I wish that...

 

http://derpibooru.org/97618

[rainbow_hearts 148]

Granted, They then jump out of the TV and poop on your carpets. And it sticks forever.

 

I wish music got ban forever.

Edited September 21, 2012 by Dontlookmenaked

[Pulcinella 1,016]

Granted, but now all you hear is an incredibly annoying beeping.

 

I wish the cat on that poster was mine.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

It doesn't like you

 

I wish I was a g4 pony :3

 

 

 

I wish music got ban forever.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but it runs away.

(I hate doing stuff like this to you...)

 

I wish the pain behind me left eye would go away.

 

Granted, but it runs away. < Ninja'd, but it works for both

(I hate doing stuff like this to you...) < To Flootershie

 

I wish the pain behind me left eye would go away.

 

[rainbow_hearts 148]

Granted, It's in your right now.

 

I wish other people liked candy corn other than me and my dad

[Pulcinella 1,016]

Granted, but now everybody likes it and you and your dad get seriously injured while trying to get some.

 

I wish that my mom would light some incense.

Edited September 21, 2012 by Flootershie

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

granted but she does it to cover up the smell of the drugs

 

I WANNA BE A PONY!!!!!!!!!