The Corrupted Wish Game

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. You get truckloads of methanol.

 

I wish for a cool statue in my living room.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. You end up like this http://lolpranks.com...riend-prank.jpg

 

I wish for brownies from Chik-Fil-A.

I did NOT mean this for you Dr Waveband!

Edited October 29, 2012 by MagicalStarRain

[Steve 290]

granted, but they all clop

 

i wish for buttered toast

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. It is eaten by a cat, who runs away.

 

I wish for my writing to make sense.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted. Everyone can understand it but you.

I wish I could make awesome music.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You get Octavia's YouTube channel's address and a computer with speakers.

 

I wish for pie.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted

 

 

I wish I could go to the moon.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted.

 

I wish I could be a pie!

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You've baked into it. And eaten by Pinkie Pie.

 

I wish for MUFFINS.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. They're stale muffins.

 

I wish I didn't have so many projects.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. They all fail in various ways.

 

I wish for nonstale muffins.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. You get muffins filled with worms.

 

I wish for turquoise.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted.

I wish I could be a pie!

 

Granted. (just cause I know what you were going for.)

http-~~-//youtu.be/JbNEtboNK3Y

 

Granted. You get a turquoise duck.

I wish I had epic candy.

Edited November 2, 2012 by Thunder Bolt

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. Its so epic, it explodes.

 

I wish i had Assasins Creed III right now!

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you get a bootleg and the FBI is at your door. I wish Minecraft had dragon shouts.

[suclearnub 25]

I wish to be in Equestria as a pony.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. But you are highly unpopular.

 

I wish I wasn't sick.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. Instead, you get a broken leg and a broken arm.

 

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted. Cat are allergic to you and do everything they can to eradicate you from earth.

 

I wish I could do beat box with my voice.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. You now have a very high, annoying, sqeaky voice. But u can beat box (somehow) with it. ... Never said you'd beat box good with it though.

 

I wish my friends were Bronies.

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Granted. You lose interest in MLP.

 

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. You now overwork yourself to get everything done without a break so that you don't forget and stuff.

 

I wish to know if my pony could fly!

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. Time to throw 'em off a cliff!

...

... Yeah i don't think it could fly...

 

 

 

I wish Season 3 can start NNNAAAAAOOOOOWW!!!

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but you have no way of watching it.

I wish I had a glove. (yeah I can't think of anything right now)

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Granted. It's made from used condoms.

 

I wish for a holodeck.