The Corrupted Wish Game

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, the only website you can access is MySpace

 

I wish I could have gorgeous hair.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you're now Medusa.

 

I wish I could learn the ukulele fast.

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Granted, you learned the ukulele so fast, you forgot it already again.

 

I wish to be fungus.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you are a fungus growing in a fixer-up house, and you are killed while they clean.

 

 

I wish my room wasn't so cold.

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Granted, but now it is so cold you get an infestation of penguins.

 

I wish to be.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you don't exist in the traditional sense.

 

I wish I could get some time off from the student teaching gig that I haven't even started yet.

 

 

Granted, but now it is so cold you get an infestation of penguins.

I am so okay with this.

[DigitalRocket 185]

Granted but it's only a few seconds

 

I wish for money

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now there's a few police officers at your door about to ask you about those bags of money that you suddenly got.

 

 

I wish for my friend to move back down to California

[CometFly 16]

Granted but you move to another country.

 

I wish it would snow.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but the snow layer is now 10 meter's thick

 

I wish for fun

[CometFly 16]

granted but the snow layer is now 10 meter's thick

 

I wish for fun

I would love that

 

Granted, but it's not your idea of fun it's someone else's.

 

I wish I could click my fingers and be ready for work in the morning.

Edited January 11, 2015 by CometFly

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you're ready for your job as the world's saddest clown.

 

I wish I could see what my friend is getting me from AnimeLA.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You see that your friend has gone a little Loco in da coco and is coming to murder you. You go into total panic, when you realise that this information is over a month old. You try and flee, by hailing a cab. . .not realising that your homicidal friend is the one driving. . .

And to top it off, I nicked yer wallet!


I wish that we'd stop getting these damn power cuts!

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you get electrocuted to death when the power turns on.

 

I wish I had a bit more patience.

 

Granted. You see that your friend has gone a little Loco in da coco and is coming to murder you. You go into total panic, when you realise that this information is over a month old. You try and flee, by hailing a cab. . .not realising that your homicidal friend is the one driving. . .

Jokes on you, I'm too poor to take a cab!

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, now everything will take longer to happen.

 

I wish I could be a voice actress.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, it's for Eastern European dramas.

 

I wish to have more artistic talent.

Edited January 12, 2015 by CloserToTheSun

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You have the ability to paint and draw beautifully. Your now homicidal friend now thinks it would be funny to dismember you before you can even touch anything. Sad thing is that your wish was granted by the devil and you go to hell where the you just cannae get used to the constant ironic punishment. Also, all the tea and coffee there is of poor quality and cold.

And you had a rare penny in your wallet that I was able to pawn for a tidy sum.


I wish I could see you reaction as you read this.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. It's so pixelated you can't even make out where my head is.

 

I wish that I never made this wish.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I stole your hands before you could type it and hid them in places dark and foul where no scion of man nor beast can walk without being befouled themselves. By the time you find them, you'll notice that you cannae pay tae have them reattached as I have nicked your wallet (kind of my thing).

 

 

Oh I wish I wish that I didn't kill that fish.

[10InTheTardis 509]

granted, that fish killed you and ate you with fries.

 

I wish I could teleport.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. You keep teleporting randomly around the world every few seconds and have absolutely no control over it. Even your body will keep teleporting once you pass on.(Alright that last part might've been a tad bit dark)

 

I wish for complete control over my life and what happens to me.

Edited January 13, 2015 by Bradley

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You are basically a Sim that controls itself. Loving life yet? I hacked the game to steal your wallet btw.


I wish for more booze. I'm a Highlander by the by, so it better be good booze!

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, too bad you can't get buzzed.

 

 

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Your brain vanishes so you don't have a headache problem anymore. Infact, you don't have Any problems anymore.

 

Wish the school burned down and everyone got out completely unharmed and happy.

[The Shyest One 808]

Granted. Now you have to transfer immediately to the conveniently placed school beside the burning one.

 

I wish I would stop being sick.