The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you are stick to things, but unfortunately you weren't specific what "things" so I will have you stick onto a rocket.

And when the rocket is done ,off you go in space with it. 

 

I wish I can boldly go where no man has gone before.  

[Widdershins 9,959]

 Aww dang, Ninja'd!

 

  Your wish is granted! Now you can freely go UP YER OWN-  no, wait...better idea!

 

     You have been granted the power to freely change your size at will! To be able to fit through the eye of a needle & go places no other living being has! Just like that InsectMan superhero, whatisname.

 Course, this means your molecular structure is unstable, your essentially boneless & if you shrink too far you endanger the world by becoming so dense that you destroy all reality with the black hole you create.

 

 

 Wish I had a big, fluffy Celestia plushie!

Edited February 28, 2017 by Widdershins

[TBD 17,254]

Granted, it's big alright, but you end up getting suffocated by it Fluffiness. 

 

I wish it'll snows a lot where I live. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! It now snows where you are.... forever.

I wish more people would play Castlevania, Symphony of the Night

o3o

[The Shyest One 808]

Granted, then the game gets so popular that you dislike the game completely.

 

I wish I was done with work already.

[TBD 17,254]

granted and I guess you should see this coming...you're unemployed.

 

I wish someone could hired me already 

[Luigi 7,869]

Granted, but you have the worst job in the world,

 

I wish the cafeteria made better pizza.

[TBD 17,254]

granted the pizza is the most delicious pizza ... but now you don't know what made it so good. 

 

I wish there are better thing to do than granting wishes..

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted you now know all the wondrous and productive things you could be doing.
Sadly you'll never feel like doing any of them.

I wish Everyone on the forum was bunny rank o3o

[TBD 17,254]

Ganted, now everyone is rank bunny, except now the ones who already pass that rank is mad at you. for taking them back down. so you have about million of hackers coming after you. 

 

Man I wish can be  famous.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not Granted, because you already have the ability to be famous, you just have to do something about it

I wish Satrox was famous already.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted, I was famous... but famous for committing world class crime and now I'm stuck behind bars with bad wifi connection. 

 

I wish Gobo know what I'm been going though.since this is his fault  for his wish.

[The Shyest One 808]

Granted, so now he is also famous. Perhaps more.

 

I wish feelings weren't hurt.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. *hug*
Not sure how being hugged by a slime is a bad thing, but hey, it's gotta be something

 

 

Granted, I was famous... but famous for committing world class crime and now I'm stuck behind bars with bad wifi connection. 

 

I wish Gobo know what I'm been going though.since this is his fault  for his wish.

Now I know!
Oh no!
D:
 

I wish people were in a better mood T3T

 

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, people will be happy and living a positive life for 2 minutes, until some bad s*** happens and become like This Guy over here...

 

 

 

I wish I can rule Equestria with the help of Derpy's muffins of power!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
You discover the mythical 'Muffin Button'!


Sadly, this causes the planet to turn into a muffin and then explode into tiny muffins.

I wish the world wasn't exploded muffins.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted. wait did you say explored muffins? my hearing aren't so great but okay. Now the world never knew muffin ever exist and everyone felt utterly empty and depress.

 

I wish I can own this figure 

 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.
You now own one of those figures.... because you are the figure.

 

 

I wish I had the discipline to work out more :V

[TBD 17,254]

granted now you will feel the wealth of ip man.

better luck next time. now work your butt off.

 

Man I wish I can learn how to use wing chun.

Edited March 2, 2017 by Satrox

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you now know how to perform every move of wing chun.
Sadly, your body will only ever react with mui thai whenever you try to show a move.

I wish I owned a chocobo =w=

[Widdershins 9,959]

  In Soviet Equestria, Chocobo owns you!

    Instead of the giant derpy bird your thinking of, you instead get a knock-off candy product that is chocolate formed into a bow shape!

 

  Eeeevery being from across the worlds,  Everypony Wing Chun tonight!

 

  It counts as "corrupting a wish" if I just spew puns, right?

 

 

 Hmmm... the hard part is always coming up with a wish to keep the thread going.

 

   I wish somebody would start up a Tentacle Anti-defamation League!  Preferably one with a funnily ironic acronym.

 Tentacles! It's not just for Echii Anime! Be kind to your sucker-footed friends!!

[TBD 17,254]

Granted now the tentacle anti-defamation is been created. Now everyone accept them but unfortunately the footed-suckers still hates you all. and will never forgive.

 

 

I wish I have eight arms.

[Widdershins 9,959]

*Clack, Poof*  Ta-dah! You now have eight arms!

  But none of them are yours, nor do you know what body they were lopped off of! I have also called the cops!

Mostly because I want to see the ensuing Benny Hill chase scene!

 

 

Wish I could do that thing that Tirek did & just be a great big living Magic Sponge!

   ...preferably not until the point I pop.

      ...wait, do sponges pop?

[TBD 17,254]

Granted, now you can absorbs magic. but apparently you're a giant sponge  absorbing musician performers. Time to call the US army force.

 

I wish i can do magic!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you can now do magic.
Unfortunately, you can only do Trixie's illusory magic,  and you can't stop.

I wish Slimes would take over the world :3