The Corrupted Wish Game

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but a super tornado collects them all and this time becomes.....WHALE-nado?

 

I wish that I can pilot the Destiny Gundam much better than Shinn.

[DubWolf 17,264]

My wish didn't get corrupted; it's what I wanted .

 

Granted, but you end up facing an even stronger enemy in the future who destroys you!

 

I wish for some bucks .

Edited March 14, 2017 by Ghost Wolf

[TBD 17,254]

Granted now you have a overbite and a large buck eating up all your cash.

 

I wish I can shoot laser out of my eyes like superman or cyclops. 

[DubWolf 17,264]

Granted, but you didn't specify that your eyes would be fine just like theirs after shooting them, so you fry them after use!

 

I wish for world hunger to go unsolved .

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.
Nothing changes because UNsolving world hunger would mean it was solved in the first place

o3o

I wish people would be more specific with their wishes XD

[DubWolf 17,264]

Granted, but so specific that it ... rips through the fabric of time ....

 

I wish for there to be a green hat somewhere .

[Shenron00 366]

Granted, but it's in a totally separate dimensional plane.

 

I wish for my wish to not come true!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not granted!
...
I guess that corrupts itself!

I wish people wouldn't corrupt their own wishes

[DubWolf 17,264]

I didn't say I wanted to wear the hat .

 

Granted, but something else does corrupt it!

 

I wish to be able to speak with whales and humans :-p .

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but now all humans hear  you making whale noises, and whales only hear you make human noises

o3o

 

I wish the world to have a core of slime

[TBD 17,254]

granted now the earth core is replace with slime.

actually... this isn't a bad thing at all, volcano erupt slime instead of hot lava...

 

 

I wish I can be done with college already.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
You college manages to get up an LHC, but it's faulty and causes a micro-black hole, which blows up, warping the surrounding area into another plane of existance.
All school is cancelled there and until reality readjusts itself back to normal.

 

 

I wish superheros existed

[DubWolf 17,264]

Granted but so do super villains, and much stronger than super heroes :-o .

 

I wish for a water jug that refills with drinkable, healthy water that won't cause any harm to me any time I want it to, and fill it to any level I want it to! And it is in my possession with me any time I want it to be with me c:

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
But every drink, every sip, every drop you take from it, another goes thirsty in equal measure.
(mwuahahah, how's that for corruption )
 

I wish I had a bag of wind that did the same

[TBD 17,254]

granted, and you better like it because I work hard collecting it. Warning: do open near flame.

 

I wish that i can control the weather.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, your farts are now all the weather.

All the time.

 

I wish it would stop raining.

[Shenron00 366]

Granted, but you can only control when slime comes from the sky.

 

I wish there were infinite memes!

[DJ Wolfe 5,346]

Granted, but they're all the same memes! >

 

I wish I was rich.

Edited March 14, 2017 by .Wolfe.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
You're not Scrooge McDuck.
lol

 

I wish I had more friends to play vidja germs with.

[DJ Wolfe 5,346]

Granted, however, they're all old.

 

I wish I had a girlfriend. this won't be good =P

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.

You become a girl, then meet an alternate universe you and start dating them.

 

 

I wish there wasn''t a multiverse.

[DubWolf 17,264]

Granted, but now there are no universes in them!

 

I wish I can be ready for Freddy c:

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! You're now ready for Freddie... Mercury!
*starts blaring the Queen music at way past max volume*

 

I wish more people knew more Queen songs.

[DubWolf 17,264]

:C

 

Granted, but they know even fewer other songs .

 

I wish to see the last decimal of pi .

[Widdershins 9,959]

   Granted, its a pit.

Because you've been eating a cherry pie.

Look. Dems da jokes, folks!

 

 

 

   I wish the Pokemon, Bidoof really existed.

  As giant, placid, dopey-faced beasts roughly the size of a dragon.

 And I, AND ONLY I, am the one true warrior that shall band together these desparate, Bidoof-plagued tribes of humanity to DRIVE them BACK to the PITS these FOUL BEASTS HAD THENCE SPAWNED!!! FOR TRULY, IT SHALT BE THE GORIEST OF BATTLES WITH BIDOOFERY GUTS SPEWN ACROSS THE COUNTRY SIDE! AND I SHALL LOOK UPON MY CARNAGE! AND LAAAAAUGH! BWA-HAAA-HUARGH-HWAAAH!

 

      That wishing scenario might have gotten a bit away from me there.