The Corrupted Wish Game

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted, but when you get to your workplace you discover that it's closed for the day.

I wish The Smiths would reform.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But then you forget who they are.

I wish I knew who the Smiths were o3o

 

[MxFlix 155]

Granted, you now know a random family from Texas whose family name is Smith

I wish I had everything I could wish for, nothing more and nothing less.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted you now have the universe. Yet you become one with the universe and cease to be.

I wish I could see forever o3o

 

[MxFlix 155]

Granted, you can see "forever". But unfortunately, you can see nothing else but the word, "forever"... repeated forever.

I wish I were famous.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

That.. was actually kinda clever lmao

Granted you become so famous that everyone wants a piece of you :V

 

[MxFlix 155]

Granted, you are now nothing. Nothing will ever trouble you, nothing will ever fill you with joy. Just... nothing.

I wish for many awesome friends~

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! They're so awesome that no one ever talks to you and focuses on them D:

I wish I had wished in my prior post :V

 

[MxFlix 155]

Granted! Everytime you look at that post, you see, "wished" in your prior post!

I wish I would be more creative...

[DubWolf 17,247]

Granted, but nobody appreciates it.

I wish for a honk sniper  .

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted,  you now have a sniper who can honk from very long distances.

I wish I had some of the HL1 weapons o3o

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but the arrests you for handling HL1 fire arms. >:3

I wish the world of Mobile Suit Gundam from all timelines would come to life.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted but we all die in a horrible gundam war of the ages :V

I wish Japan would get on with it and finish inventing gundams.

 

[MxFlix 155]

Granted, they finally invent Gundam. Nano-sized Gundam (I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that as a Japanese word, Gundam is already plural :P)

I wish I could speak, read, understand, and write Japanese perfectly.

[ScrewLoose 133]

Granted, But you are kidnapped by a drug cartel who are selling to Japan but need a translator.

 

I wish I could turn into any creature I wanted.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you have the power to shapeshift to any creature you like, and with that said, the Sentinels search for you and their mission: Search and Destroy.

I wish to be the greatest chef in the universe. o3o

 

[MxFlix 155]

Granted, you are the only chef in the univsere!

I wish I had more time.

Edited April 24, 2017 by MisterFlix

[BloodDrops 762]

granted, you are trapped in a time loop

 

I wish for nothing

[MxFlix 155]

Granted, you have nothing, you are nothing, but alas, you need everything.

I wish for the perfect game.

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, you now got a rick roll

I wish it wasn't cold.

[MxFlix 155]

Granted, you are on fire.

I wish I were a good writer.

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but you can't see read anymore.

I wish it wasn't so busy.

[MxFlix 155]

Granted, you never have anything to do anymore.

I wish I weren't hungry anymore.

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but only for one hour.

I wish I was better at drawing

[Messy Mane 9,032]

granted! but you will be forced to draw circles for the rest of your life D:

I wish I could have a nice relaxing trip to canada C: