Your FML moments of 2013

[MadDoggyca 710]

Today, well having dinner with my parents. My dad looks up and notices that the *warming setting is till turned on the stove* states, some one should turn it off, With out missing a beat, let along thinking before I speak, Loudly proclaimed to both my parents "Don't worried about it, I'd eventually get it off. FML

 

my life will never be the same after that.lol
 

[Modphase 1,271]

Both Fallout New Vegas and Fallout 3 were on sale on steam. Fallout New Vegas was 20 dollars as apposed to 40, and Fallout 3 was ten dollars as apposed to 20. So, both were 50% off, so I bought both of them. About an hour later, they're on sale even more, Fallout new Vegas being 10 dollars and Fallout 3 being 5 dollars. FML.

 

Edit: I just noticed that it said 2013, and that happened in 2012. FML.

Edited January 16, 2013 by Modphase

[Tacutiemark 27]

(beware of obnoxious band kid)

 

So today while the wind players were practicing the scales, I was tapping the notes I have on the chimes with the soft side of the mallet. You couldn't even here it, but my hands were sweaty and I almost dropped it. I didn't drop it, but the hard side whacked right against the chimes and made its loud metally noise while it was dead silent. Our scary director glared at me and I think he lost all respect for me, if he had any at all.

 

this will probably not be my first thread on this as I am an accident waiting to happen.

[Kamil 315]

Today, well having dinner with my parents. My dad looks up and notices that the *warming setting is till turned on the stove* states, some one should turn it off, With out missing a beat, let along thinking before I speak, Loudly proclaimed to both my parents "Don't worried about it, I'd eventually get it off. FML

 

my life will never be the same after that.lol

 

Look on the bright side, at least they didn't see your avatar!

 

... They didn't right? Like, you didn't have the forums open at the dinner table or something?

 

I personally don't see my life that way; we're just friends.

[Betez 1,734]

I actually haven't done anything too FML-ish so far this year. (That I can think of.) Now 2012 is a completely different story. I'll keep this updated once something happens.

[MadDoggyca 710]

Look on the bright side, at least they didn't see your avatar!

 

... They didn't right? Like, you didn't have the forums open at the dinner table or something?

 

I personally don't see my life that way; we're just friends.

my avatar is mild to what they seen that I have lying around. That's not including my tattoos or my fursuit I have. also I watched the tv show out in the open were my peeps can see.. I hide nothing.lol

 

fyi my furry fetish is 10 fold bigger then my mlp fetish. how ever its due to my fur fetish that lead me into mlp to begin with.. Think about it. and you'll get it.lol

Edited January 18, 2013 by MadDoggyca

[Kamil 315]

my avatar is mild to what they seen that I have lying around. That's not including my tattoos or my fursuit I have. also I watched the tv show out in the open were my peeps can see.. I hide nothing.lol

 

fyi my furry fetish is 10 fold bigger then my mlp fetish. how ever its due to my fur fetish that lead me into mlp to begin with.. Think about it. and you'll get it.lol

Well, nothing wrong with that, though I don't see how much an accidental double entendre is FML-worthy compared to these things you apparently have lying about in plain view.

 

EDIT: Not completely relevant, but your avatar is best avatar. Just in case you thought I was implying anything even slightly different from that.

Edited January 18, 2013 by Kamil

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

Look on the bright side, at least they didn't see your avatar!

BAHAHA I just noticed his avatar!

Anyways This happened to me the day before my birthday: I was in my truck plugging in my ipod and scrolling down to my Brony music playlist. I then proceeded to look for my keys. After ONE hour of looking i told everyone i knew someone stole my keys. My mom said to me look in the ignition. There they were. everyone know thinks i have dementia despite being 21. FML 

[Envy 6,161]

Well, I very much got one today... This will probably be short for me because I am typing this on my phone.

 

So I'm on this orchestra trip, and am really excited to get to go perform at a concert hall. So we're rehearsing and later performing at a high school on the way over. This being - aside from a few stops for food and a night of sleep - our first real part of the trip off of the buses. Anyway, enough backstory, right?

 

What happens is I recognize before the rehearsal that I don't have a stand. So I set my instrument down on a couple of chairs... Always has worked for me in the past. However, this time it didn't. Before I could even walk far I hear a crash. That was my instrument slamming on the floor.

 

...Yeah. I about died. It didn't shatter into bits and pieces. However. it is, to an extent, broken. One of the keys got jammed and doesn't move like it's supposed to. So I now can't play any note involving that key unless it's by itself and surrounded by rests (I have to manually move the key up and down). Which does happen some in our pieces. But there are now many parts I can't play.

 

On top of that, I ended up getting some fairly strong cramps during that rehearsal and performance. I was out of it - in quite a bit of physical pain and shattered because my beloved instrument is broken... and at the beginning of what I could describe as a fulfillment of one of my dreams. It was now not going to be perfect.

 

However, I can still play for the most part... It's just that I wanted to be able to play every note... It's still very much FML I just won't let that ruin this for me.

[Kamil 315]

Well, I very much got one today... This will probably be short for me because I am typing this on my phone.

 

So I'm on this orchestra trip, and am really excited to get to go perform at a concert hall. So we're rehearsing and later performing at a high school on the way over. This being - aside from a few stops for food and a night of sleep - our first real part of the trip off of the buses. Anyway, enough backstory, right?

 

What happens is I recognize before the rehearsal that I don't have a stand. So I set my instrument down on a couple of chairs... Always has worked for me in the past. However, this time it didn't. Before I could even walk far I hear a crash. That was my instrument slamming on the floor.

 

...Yeah. I about died. It didn't shatter into bits and pieces. However. it is, to an extent, broken. One of the keys got jammed and doesn't move like it's supposed to. So I now can't play any note involving that key unless it's by itself and surrounded by rests (I have to manually move the key up and down). Which does happen some in our pieces. But there are now many parts I can't play.

 

On top of that, I ended up getting some fairly strong cramps during that rehearsal and performance. I was out of it - in quite a bit of physical pain and shattered because my beloved instrument is broken... and at the beginning of what I could describe as a fulfillment of one of my dreams. It was now not going to be perfect.

 

However, I can still play for the most part... It's just that I wanted to be able to play every note... It's still very much FML I just won't let that ruin this for me.

Wow, that would suck. I've dropped my Trumpet  down a flight of stairs before, but brass instruments are a bit more robust so it was nothing more than cosmetic damage, and certainly not before a major performance. I have choked on solos occasionally though...

 

That damage sounds serious though, you might want to get professional repairs done.

[Crutch 898]

Honestly... I've actually been really proud with most of the things that have happened this year so far. Though there is one really big FML, so I decided to take a picture of it a few minutes ago:

 

Edited January 18, 2013 by Crutch

[Lightning Fluttershy 1,844]

@@MadDoggyca, First of all, I fking love your avatar.

 

I haven't had many yet surprisingly. 2012 was full of them for me. I got a concussion while CURLING. The safest damn sport I could find and I concuss myself. -.-'

[SilverHeart 741]

I personally don't see my life that way; we're just friends.

 

I don't really think this counts as an FML but I reread your post around fifteen times because I didn't get your joke at the end.

[Kamil 315]

I don't really think this counts as an FML but I reread your post around fifteen times because I didn't get your joke at the end.

Did you get it now, or should I explain it?

 

Well, I guess I might as well explain it since I need more characters anyway... It's in the spoiler.

 

 

FML stands for Fuck My Life, with Fuck being used here as an incredibly generic expletive and the phrase as a whole basically just referring to particularly significant mistakes or bad luck that will be remembered for the rest of your life, though since its introduction the level of FML-inducing events has decreased greatly.

 

However, the technical definition of Fuck is "to have sexual intercourse with" (or something to that effect) so I was comically saying that my relationship with my life was at a platonic rather than sexual level in reference to that definition rather than the word's more common use.

 

 

[sLORT 28]

I loaded up my save file on Dark Souls (I was a level 43 Wanderer). At first it froze, so I restarted the Xbox. I put the game back in, load my save, wait for a couple minutes, then a message pops up informing me that the save file is corrupt. All that progress, all those hours... gone. Piss.

[SilverHeart 741]

Did you get it now, or should I explain it?

 

Well, I guess I might as well explain it since I need more characters anyway... It's in the spoiler.

 

 

FML stands for Fuck My Life, with Fuck being used here as an incredibly generic expletive and the phrase as a whole basically just referring to particularly significant mistakes or bad luck that will be remembered for the rest of your life, though since its introduction the level of FML-inducing events has decreased greatly.

 

However, the technical definition of Fuck is "to have sexual intercourse with" (or something to that effect) so I was comically saying that my relationship with my life was at a platonic rather than sexual level in reference to that definition rather than the word's more common use.

 

 

 

No I ended up getting it. I just felt like an idiot for sitting there for a few minutes trying to figure out what you were talking about.

[Kamil 315]

I loaded up my save file on Dark Souls (I was a level 43 Wanderer). At first it froze, so I restarted the Xbox. I put the game back in, load my save, wait for a couple minutes, then a message pops up informing me that the save file is corrupt. All that progress, all those hours... gone. Piss.

 

Having fun yet?

 

 

No I ended up getting it. I just felt like an idiot for sitting there for a few minutes trying to figure out what you were talking about.

 

Better than what I usually get out of my jokes... Though you seem to be more annoyed at how difficult it was than legitimately enjoying the joke.

[SilverHeart 741]

@@Kamil,

 

Oh no, I did enjoy it. I actually laughed a bit. (Sorry if I came off rude or mad)

 

@@sLORT,

 

It's okay, you'll find that you can catch up faster than you will expect. I've had to restart Dark Souls twice now (My PS3 broke and erased all my data and then I got it for the PC so I could play with a friend.) Each time I end up getting caught up in almost no time. Unfortunately I've been stuck at the Dragonslayer Ornstien and Executioner Smough fight for days....and there's only one other player that I seem to be able to summon...I don't think he wants me to summon him anymore....

Edited January 18, 2013 by SilverHeart

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

@MadDoggyca, First of all, I fking love your avatar.

*confession bear*I actually like his avatar too 

Anyways im chalkfull of FML moments as of late. On monday(i think) i was stuck in traffic and had gas. I decided to let it out. When i did i let out more than gas. It was wet and running down my leg. FML.