Ask Ninja Derpy!

[MLP Rainbow Dash 45]

Can my brain explode twice? 'cause I think it just did

 

RD, pinkie is gonna find you if you keep posting pictures of yourself, and she might wan't to make some cupcakes.....

 

 

Wait....WHAT?!

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

 

Wait....WHAT?!

 

oh no she's comming!

[MLP Rainbow Dash 45]

oh no she's comming!

 

AAAAaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh!!!!!

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Is this really the place to argue if pinkie wants cupcakes?

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Is this really the place to argue if pinkie wants cupcakes?

 

I thought you answered questions, now I'm confused =

[Spock 91]

Watch out RD, Derpy wants to make muffins! (Don't you?)

Edited January 25, 2012 by Nyan Cat

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Yes, I do. I always like to make muffins, especially with my friends. But I have something I would like to clear up, To all those of you who think Pinkie Pie is a crazed murderer who turns her victims into cupcakes, I can say with 120% cetainty that she is just as sane as you and me and only like to party and help her friends make cupcakes. All these rumors about my friend a really starting to annoy me.

[Spock 91]

Yes, I do. I always like to make muffins, especially with my friends. But I have something I would like to clear up, To all those of you who think Pinkie Pie is a crazed murderer who turns her victims into cupcakes, I can say with 120% cetainty that she is just as sane as you and me and only like to party and help her friends make cupcakes. All these rumors about my friend a really starting to annoy me.

 

And Rainbows too :SPIIICCYYYYYYY!!!!" anyway. What do you thin about these silly rumors that a muffins just a naked cupcake? Edited January 25, 2012 by Nyan Cat

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

What do mean rumors? Its true! Here in Ponyville a cupcake without frosting is just a slightly tougher muffin with less sugar.

[Ezynell 2,037]

Nyan cat: If you have a muffin fitting toaster, yes. And that would be the greatest thing in pony history.

 

Samthelegoman: Look at my eyes! Have you ever tried to pick up something when your eyes are looking 2 different ways? It is very hard.

 

You know, you can quote people to reply to them

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

You can? My derpy eye must have made it so overlooked that button. (I jk, I really do know, I'm just sticking to the thread theme, thanks for the heads up though Ice.)

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Hey derpy, are you able to eat muffins AND deliver mail at the same time?

 

Hey derpy, are you able to eat muffins AND deliver mail at the same time?

 

Why yes, yes I can. (LOL)

[KPM 288]

Who is this "Science" I have so much heard of?

[Jokuc 8,174]

What's 11+1 ?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Who is this "Science" I have so much heard of?

 

I have no idea who Science is. All I know is muffins and mail delivery.

 

 

What's 11+1 ?

 

I thinks its 13, but I could be wrong. I've only ever seen the numbers on a line and I think that I might have missed a few thanks to my eyes. Edited January 26, 2012 by super muffin derpy506

[Electrobolt 2,069]

Have you ever had a chocolate chip muffin before? I love them!

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Of course! If a muffin flavor has been invented, I've tried it.

[Robojot 152]

why did you destroy the roof of the town hall ?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

I didn't mean to, it was an accident. I saw a random storm cloud sitting over Town Hall and I thought I should move it. When I got up there, I landed on it to look for a good place to move it to, and it shot out some lightning. I couldn't help it after that, I had to make some more lightning because it looked so cool. As I was dancing around on the cloud, a couple stray bolts hit Town Hall, which then led to Applejack having to go try and win money to fix it. My bad .

[SuperTheAwesome 199]

Hey Derpy! I've got a super-delicious muffin up in this cage, if you would just fly in here...

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Hey Derpy! I've got a super-delicious muffin up in this cage, if you would just fly in here...

 

**GASP** Yummy! *goes into cage and eats muffin* EWW!! This tastes like Cranberry! Everyone knows I hate cranberry! Yuck! Edited January 27, 2012 by Dr. Derpy

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Do you like muffins? (<---- Stupidest question XD)

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Do you like muffins? (<---- Stupidest question XD)

 

maybe!

[SuperTheAwesome 199]

*locks Derpy in cage*

 

I'm sorry, my precious, I will get more muffins soon. You just stay in there while I take pictures of you...

 

Edited January 27, 2012 by SuperTheAwesome

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Good thing I'm always prepared for these kinds of situations and have my muffin lock picks. *Picks lock* Freedom, now back to my muffins!!!

 

Common ponies, I'm up for answering a few more questions. There has to be something you want to know from the mistress of derp.