I'd hit you with _________

[Endless Storm 109]

Hit with a car...

You know...

A toy car :V

Oh thank god, I thought you meant a real car, lol

OT: I'd hit you with the fact that you got ninja'd

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Hits with a real car...

That is made of cusion...

...

Don't question my physics foal...

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Hit with a plastic kunai knife

[Reani 176]

I'd hit your fist with my face.... hehe....................................... wait a minute

[Endless Storm 109]

I'd hit you with, um... I'd hit you with the fact that I have nothing to hit you with

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Hit with the fact that you never have anything to hit anyone with xD Just say random stuff!

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Hit with a My Little Pony re-useable tarp that I bought from the dollar store!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with a dollar.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Pick up Spike. Whack! I hit you with a dragon. take that.

[BrokenHeart 9]

I'd hit you with a  rubber anvil :3

[Endless Storm 109]

I'd hit you with the internet (Don't ask how that works because I don't know)

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I hit you with my lunch.

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Hit you with my non exsistent breakfast

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with TAXES.

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Hit with income

[Endless Storm 109]

*Grabs signature from under my post* I'd hit you with my signature!

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Hit with a record

[Endless Storm 109]

Hit with a CD

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hit with a dragon.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with "moon rocks".

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hit with pi.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with π×4².

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I hit you without magic.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit WITH magic.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I hit you with a hug.