I'd hit you with _________

[Cerise Hood 102]

I'd hit you with Cloudchaser.

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

id hit you with cloud kicker 

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with Flitter who's holding Snips who's holding Smarty Pants.

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

ide hit you with the G&PT 

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with a boiled potato.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

I'd hit you with a mashed potato.

[Cerise Hood 102]

I'd hit you with paintballs.

[Arretez 225]

I'd hit you with an invisible pushing force.

[Cerise Hood 102]

I'd hit you with an old-fashioned TV.

[DJShy 873]

I hit you with a old-fashioned radio.

[Rainbow Blitz 45]

I wouldn't because I couldn't hurt Flutters

[Cerise Hood 102]

Forget hitting people, I'll just dump hot water on you.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with ? !

[Hastur 505]

I'd hit you with my lawn mower

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with your arm. Why are you hitting yourself?

[Arretez 225]

I'd hit you with my black unicorn, while riding down an erupting volcano, as I drink from a chalice filled with the laughter of small children and the blood and tears of my enemies.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

RPG! I WIN!

[Cerise Hood 102]

I'd hit you with a cute girl/guy, whichever you'd prefer.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I don't feel like hitting you.

 

So I'd hit ~Lawful Marcato~ with a chaos blast.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

I'd hit you with a snake.

[Rainbow Blitz 45]

id hit you with a pear

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a bear. Furthermore said bear would kill you with his bear hands.

[Arretez 225]

I'd hit you with a guy who'd give you a bare bear hug!

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I can't bear all this bear puns anymore...that way everything seems less serious, more...fishy. That sounds not all too bad actually.

 

I'd hit you with a fish, but not any fish, rather with a bass!

[Arretez 225]

I'd hit you with a chicken!