I'd hit you with _________

[Dark Heart 284]

I'd Hit whit a Charge Particle Cannon

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

I'd hit you with a chair. x3

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with a nightmare.

[Shadling 348]

I'd hit you with with my sharpy horn...

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with the choppa.

[Kelario 95]

I'd hit your avatar with the hammer. (Guess reference.)

[SomariFeyWright 776]

I'd hit you with lies and deceit.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with the reference that I didn't get.

[Black Licorice 58]

I'd hit you with a running chainsaw

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with a Nickel, because you can have it back.

[Scribble Scribe 4]

I'd hit you with 'Mary sue-ism'

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Id hit you with a Five Finger Death Punch cd

[Seaweed-Headed Dragon 359]

My hoof

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Id hit you with a bottle of poison

[Seaweed-Headed Dragon 359]

Um..fine maybe a pillow?

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Blankets

[Seaweed-Headed Dragon 359]

Um...*shrugs* a hug?

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Hit with nopes

[DigitalRocket 185]

I'd hit you with large winged purple hotheaded foam baseball bat.

[DustJacket 213]

A bottle of molotov cocktail (lit)

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

I'd hit you with a bunch of nope.avi

[Bastion 414]

I'd hit you with my Katana, that I just drowned in oil and set on fire.

 

From the looks of you I bet that would just Sting slightly

[DustJacket 213]

I'd hit you with my flintlock.

[Bastion 414]

I'd hit you with my flintlock.

The more fire, the better

 

But I'd also hit you with a flufflepuff

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

I would hit you with a can of chicken noodle waffles