I'd hit you with _________

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a Youtube comment flame war

[Your Nightly Spectre 1,061]

Id hit you with...

 

Edited September 29, 2014 by TheDarkStar

[Galen Selanno 351]

BASS CANNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

I'd hit you with a baseball bat deep fried in french fry oil.

[RaptorJaysus 178]

I'd hit you with a thermonuclear device.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with an object.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a bowling ball.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

I'd hit you with a wet noodle. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a text book.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with a snapping turtle.

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

I'd hit you with a gas-powered stick.

Edited October 3, 2014 by Indigo Racing

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

I'd hit you with a Catbug plushie :3

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a blue cheese pie.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

xD That doesn't sound good. 

 

I'd hit you with a figurative hand.

*wonders if that's a thing*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a waterfall.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

I'd hit you with SSB4 coming out tomorrow

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a "Melee is better" argument.

[Galen Selanno 351]

I'd hit you with

 

Followed by a quick wallop from one of these:

 

And a meme to the face.

http://makeameme.org/meme/what-if-i-h0gbh9

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a banjo.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

I'd hit you with Mayhem. 

 

 

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I'd hit you with my simple cane

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Id hit you with a complex question about pasta noodles

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with a simple question about who your daddy is and what he does.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a bad NES game.

 

*cough* Godzilla *cough*