I'd hit you with _________

[LittleMac 3,085]

I'd hit you with Spike

[Canary Yellow 85]

I'd hit you with used toilet paper.   XD

[LittleMac 3,085]

I'd hit you with a Scoota - I mean a chicken

[ChikaChan 7,323]

I'd hit you with a book

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

I'd hit you with this rolled up map. *bop bop*

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Id hit you with a wad of counterfiet money.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I'll hit you with my dad's brand new orange hammer drill!!!!!! It's pretty

[Dewdlz 938]

I'd hit you with Luna's stinky shoes.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I shall hit you with a sofa!!!

[LittleMac 3,085]

I'd hit you with a fish

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I hit you with a tree!

[LittleMac 3,085]

I'd hit you with an avocado

[Guest]

I'd hit you with a cotton ball

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I hit you with a pencil!

[Mjctechguy 193]

I hit you with a ty Fluttershy plushy

[LittleMac 3,085]

I'd hit you with a Chicken McNugget

[Guest]

I'd hit you with a pillow 

[LittleMac 3,085]

I'd hit you with denture cream

[Guest]

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I'd hit you with head on apply directly to the forehead! 

[CheeryFox 23,816]

I'd hit you with bean curd. 

[LittleMac 3,085]

I'd hit you with an apple taped to a walrus

[CheeryFox 23,816]

I'd hit you with a Taco Tuesday billboard. 

[Mjctechguy 193]

II'd hit you with a single bed mattress

[CheeryFox 23,816]

I'd hit you with Frank Lampard. 

[ChikaChan 7,323]

I'd hit you with a pillow!!! XD