I'd hit you with _________

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I hit you with a slimy worm and make you scream like a filly.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit with this post.

[Nohbdy 4,108]

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with something incredible.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

I'd hit you with a dirty sock

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with a Pikachu.

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

I'd hit you with a death sentence.

[DarligPegasi 315]

I'd hit you with the circle of life.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with the Matrix.

[Toon Richard 534]

I hit you with a badass diamond sword.

[HunterScars 505]

id hit you with a truck twice 

[Diamond* 531]

Id hit you with a keyboard.

[Skye42 59]

I'd with you with my death note!

[ReverseFaller 2,483]

I'd hit you with a bass. (fish)

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with a bass playing bass.

[Tri-Dart 38]

I'd hit you with your own pipe! TAKE THAT!

[Skye42 59]

I'd hit you with an arrow to the knee joke.

[dedacct6 2,591]

I'd hit you with an OBJECTION!!!

Edited June 29, 2013 by PelateOvercast

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a picture frame!

[dedacct6 2,591]

Id hit you with a sack of pennies

[Transblitz 129]

I'd hit you with Sibsy's Subaru

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with gummy worms!

[dedacct6 2,591]

I'd hit you with Gummy himself!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with my body!

[Transblitz 129]

I know just what to hit you with!