Ask Luna

[JappleackWithApples 34]

explain good and evil.

 

ummm....okay...bad is your dark side (nightmare moon) and theres the good side (which is just you)

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

we will visit you in your dreams.

 

 

 

 

 

 

uhm... what do you want to know?

 

 

 

can we get ice instead?

we love icecream.

 

 

 

 

we do not think about discord this way.

 

and the rest is... slightly modified.

 

Why in my dreams instead of actually allowing me to see you with my own eyes? Is it because you would not like to startle me? I am not easily startled.

[Lumen 106]

What is the meaning of life?

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Hello once again Dearest sister, if there was any pony you would take for an full tour of the castle, which pony would that be?

[ZomBrony 347]

Have ponies started treating you nicer yet?

[Lunatic 1,186]

ummm....okay...bad is your dark side (nightmare moon) and theres the good side (which is just you)

 

nightmare moon is not bad, just moraly twisted and jelous.

and we are not full 100% good, nopony is 100% good.

 

but yes, we can switch.

[Musical-Mettaur 41]

To Miss Luna;

 

This is Judas Iscariot. In your lands, a squad of Paradise Island troopers have vanished. Sixteen trained, Teddy-Bear soldiers do not just disappear off the face of the Earth. And they don't leave behind all their gear. Oozys and Magnums? Tell us what happened. I would hope this peace mission has not ended poorly.

 

From Mr.Iscariot.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

ummm...okay then. how do you get revenge on somepony?

[Lunatic 1,186]

Why in my dreams instead of actually allowing me to see you with my own eyes? Is it because you would not like to startle me? I am not easily startled.

 

if you say so.

*differend dimention portal open*

 

greetings mortal.

 

What is the meaning of life?

 

dieing.

[Jon the VGNerd 864]

Did you saw my previous question to you? Forgive me if I was unable to ask you earlier, Luna, as I tend to forget things. ^^'

[/mlp/ 106]

Luna how do you manage to steal my heart everytime I see you?

Edited April 10, 2012 by Soarin the Dark

[Lunatic 1,186]

Hello once again Dearest sister, if there was any pony you would take for an full tour of the castle, which pony would that be?

 

 

we think your student twilight would deserve such honer

 

 

uhm sister where are you going?

 

Have ponies started treating you nicer yet?

 

yes. unlike our sister.

 

To Miss Luna;

 

This is Judas Iscariot. In your lands, a squad of Paradise Island troopers have vanished. Sixteen trained, Teddy-Bear soldiers do not just disappear off the face of the Earth. And they don't leave behind all their gear. Oozys and Magnums? Tell us what happened. I would hope this peace mission has not ended poorly.

 

From Mr.Iscariot.

 

t-t-teddy bear soldiers?

 

SISTER!!! THERE BACK!!!

 

ummm...okay then. how do you get revenge on somepony?

 

 

Dear Princess Luna,

 

Today I was not feeling well because I was sick, so unfourtunately, I was unable to pay attention to my studies during class because I'm suffering from the common cold. Wish me luck so I can resume studying in class without being slightly ill.

 

Anyways, how's the moon going?

 

EDIT: I completely forgot to leave out a question...

 

the moon is doing wonderfull as ever.

 

Luna how do you manage to steal my heart everytime I see you?

 

we have that effect.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

t-t-teddy bear soldiers?

 

SISTER!!! THERE BACK!!!

 

 

Oh I ordered 3 dozens of those pink dragon plushies, I hope pink is the right color right?

[Lunatic 1,186]

Oh I ordered 3 dozens of those pink dragon plushies, I hope pink is the right color right?

 

 

t-t-take tt-t-em back.

[Musical-Mettaur 41]

To Miss Luna;

 

You insult our honored protectors? On a mission of peace? The United Federation of Islands has done their research, this and other events bring doubt to you and your sibling being proper authorities. Unless you can promise the safe return of Squad Alfalfa, this is the face you will see on the 'morrow. This is the face that will ultimately liberate your country, should you have proven to caused harm to our Ambassador Unit. I truly hope it does not come to this. But we have dealt with threats before. We have surveyed them, stopped them, and ended them. We may lack a heart, but we have courage.

 

From Mr.Iscariot

 

Attached to the letter by a paperclip is a picture of a bear. It seems to be the aforementioned bear.

 

 

[[This has truly taken a turn for the ridiculous, but perhaps the responses will help me write up a story. If you rather not..I understand.]]

Edited April 10, 2012 by Judas

[Lunatic 1,186]

To Miss Luna;

 

You insult our honored protectors? On a mission of peace? The United Federation of Islands has done their research, this and other events bring doubt to you and your sibling being proper authorities. Unless you can promise the safe return of Squad Alfalfa, this is the face you will see on the 'morrow. This is the face that will ultimately liberate your country, should you have proven to caused harm to our Ambassador Unit. I truly hope it does not come to this. But we have dealt with threats before. We have surveyed them, stopped them, and ended them. We may lack a heart, but we have courage.

 

From Mr.Iscariot

 

Attached to the letter by a paperclip is a picture of a bear. It seems to be the aforementioned bear.

 

 

[[This has truly taken a turn for the ridiculous, but perhaps the responses will help me write up a story. If you rather not..I understand.]]

 

wait... thats the bears you talked about?

pwah!!

ohh we have nothing to fear from those.

 

we have much larger animals!!

[DJ Cadence 58]

K if you could make a teleporter go ANYWHERE!!! Where would you leave it?

[WildCard 1,037]

*sneakes arount Canterlot*

[Lunatic 1,186]

K if you could make a teleporter go ANYWHERE!!! Where would you leave it?

 

uhm... you mean like magic?

 

on our head i guess

 

*sneakes arount Canterlot*

 

what are you doing here?

Edited April 10, 2012 by lunatic

[ZomBrony 347]

I was talking to AJ about music earlier, do you have any musical instruments or devices?

Edited April 11, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)

[WildCard 1,037]

what are you doing here?

 

Oh! Err...uhm n-nothing...I guess I got lost and accidentaly went here!

 

T-that's a really cool pair of wings you have Mr. Guard *slowly walks backwards*

[Lunatic 1,186]

I was talking to AJ about music early, do you have any musical instruments or devices?

 

yes, we play the guitar.

[Musical-Mettaur 41]

To Miss Luna;

 

You believe our size to matter? Your beasts are but phantoms of stardust, while we have fought a true coalition of menace! The Un-Ted, psychotic cybernetics, foreign invasions have been fought off by a single bear! Mutants, heretics, rouges, even ghouls from a true curse upon life could not stop our Islands from persisting. Even that psychotic bastard, even he fell with time.. The UFI will not stand for such callous disregard, threats, and harm done towards our citizens! Tread carefully "Princess", tread carefully upon this ground. We wish not for war, only for the lands you have claimed.

 

From Mr.Iscariot.

Edited April 10, 2012 by Judas

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

To Miss Luna;

 

You believe our size to matter? Your beasts are but phantoms of stardust, while we have fought a true coalition of menace! The Un-Ted, psychotic cybernetics, foreign invasions have been fought off by a single bear! Mutants, heretics, rouges, even ghouls from a true curse upon life could not stop our Islands from persisting. Even that psychotic bastard, even he fell with time.. The UFI will not stand for such callous disregard, threats, and harm done towards our citizens! Tread carefully "Princess", tread carefully upon this ground. We wish not for war, only for the lands you have claimed.

 

From Mr.Iscariot.

 

I'm sorry, I couldn't take you seriously because I accidentally read "beasts" as "breasts".

[Prince of darkness 1]

Well my father asked me to move here so do you know anywhere i could live because i would like to get to know you better.