Ask Luna

[Alexshy 14,709]

On 8/16/2018 at 1:54 AM, Twilight Luna said:

Princess Luna,

Do you remember when your sister started growing her affinity for cake?

*giggle-snort* Methinks, she was like that ev'r since I remember myself... and her respectively. Thither is one theory though *winks and lowers her voice* Father told me once that while pregnant with Tia our mom was worried, she became too big... thus refusing anything with... heavy carbohydrates. It settled down after and nopony suffered; although, Tia seemeth to be compensating the lack of sweet during her early days ev'r since *chuckles*

[Fluttershy Friend 25,446]

I think that every foal in Equestria knows your sad story.

Exile on the Moon. One thousand years mostly spent on boredom, sadness and loneliness.
Hmm. But ..but I found today morning THAT photo.*coughs few times* Would you like to comment my princess?

 

Edited August 24, 2018 by Fluttershy Friend

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

What do you think about those really weird humans and their advanced technology? Also, why can't we have that kind of technology?

[Twilight Luna 31,386]

Luna,

Eventhough Tia is older than you, do you find that she sometimes acts like she’s younger than you?

[Alexshy 14,709]

3 hours ago, Fluttershy Friend said:

I think that every foal in Equestria knows your sad story.

Exile on the Moon. One thousand years mostly spent on boredom, sadness and loneliness.
Hmm. But ..but I found today morning THAT photo.*coughs few times* Would you like to comment my princess?

Photomanipulation, mine lief! I was served by mine own magic only, being thither. If 't be true that was like depicted in that image, thither would be a solid chance us nev'r dreaming to return and conquer somepony, who as we thought didn't love us. Those signs of admiration would be enough methinks.

2 hours ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

What do you think about those really weird humans and their advanced technology? Also, why can't we have that kind of technology?

Truth be told, humans ain't that weird, some ponies are weirder, in the earnest. As for technology, we have some, but the power source differeth, as we have magic. They do have magic likewise, but forgot how to use it; they betrayed some vital aspects of their own nature... and suffering from that forsooth (thou can find more of that theory in the certain book *subtly points at the signature with her eyes*). Even if 't be true they deny or pretend to deny that. The question is, do we need the technology to start taking over magic, substituting it and, moreover, "substituting our souls" (as it befell to some, quite many, humans)?

2 hours ago, Twilight Luna said:

Luna,

Eventhough Tia is older than you, do you find that she sometimes acts like she’s younger than you?

Everypony needeth their foalish moments, some relief from the stress... The older thou art, the more frequently thou needst to train thy foalish side, not to let it arrant... dehydrate *chuckles* I don't blame her, for example, we nev'r stopped pranking each other; pranks became more sophisticated only. Actually, I'm glad she hath the ability and wish to get off her high horse oft and enjoy the life without major stipulations *winks*

Edited August 24, 2018 by Alexshy

[Guest]

Luna if you shaw my character what will you think?

here my character 

[Alexshy 14,709]

22 minutes ago, George150 said:

Luna if you shaw my character what will you think?

here my character

...

I would examine the wings and the horn fixedly, just in case

[Twilight Luna 31,386]

4 hours ago, Alexshy said:

Everypony needeth their foalish moments, some relief from the stress... The older thou art, the more frequently thou needst to train thy foalish side, not to let it arrant... dehydrate *chuckles* I don't blame her, for example, we nev'r stopped pranking each other; pranks became more sophisticated only. Actually, I'm glad she hath the ability and wish to get off her high horse oft and enjoy the life without major stipulations *winks*

Thank you for answering the question. My father is the same way. Last question, did you choose the apple or the slice of cake?

[Alexshy 14,709]

2 hours ago, Twilight Luna said:

Thank you for answering the question. My father is the same way. Last question, did you choose the apple or the slice of cake?

Not the major fan of cakes forsooth, I chose the apple... Now in case of a doughnut, it would be a much tougher choice *giggles*

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

So, on a scale from 1 to 10, what would be the chances of Equestria using it's military to retaliate if I took the unclaimed desert territory just outside of Equestria near Canterlot?

Also, that territory the Storm King use to have, can I have that?

[Guest]

 

Hey Luna what is your relationship with your sister?

Edited August 25, 2018 by Guest

[Twilight Luna 31,386]

Luna,

When you were younger, did you like playing in boxes?

[Guest]

Hey Princess Luna what is your relationship with your sister Princess Celestia?

[Alexshy 14,709]

On 8/24/2018 at 10:33 PM, Lucid_Nightlight said:

So, on a scale from 1 to 10, what would be the chances of Equestria using it's military to retaliate if I took the unclaimed desert territory just outside of Equestria near Canterlot?

Also, that territory the Storm King use to have, can I have that?

Hmmm... Hmmm... outside of Equestria AND near Canterlot... Art thou sure, it's the same Equestria we are speaking of? Pray tell, it's not that tiny, thou should seriously check and improve thy Eqography knowledge, mine friend. If 't be true thou art talking about the plains inhabited by the Diamond Dogs... Well, good luck with that *chuckles*

As for the next option. Storm "King"! *huffs* That monkey highfalutin delusional... "Lulu, stop!" Well, thou art about to make the same drastic mistake, that monkey... "Lulu!"  made. To have, claim, whatever else as arrogant and short-sighted and to RULE the land, is not the same thing. Why on Equus all the dictators (and those aspiring to become) forget about that and fall into the same pit. The lands they "claimed" only wait for a suitable moment to rise against their opressors. Conquering new lands mindlessly, each of them is arrant unprepared for the several hits from behind. So, again... Good luck with "having"

Friendly note: Touching Equestrian domain, any citizen or our diplomatic partners is the fast and easy way to the Fungeon. A few decades guaranteed, if 't be true thou art lucky... Dost not forget, I can always lend Tia mine Moon

On 8/25/2018 at 4:38 AM, Twilight Luna said:

Luna,

When you were younger, did you like playing in boxes?

Boxes and pillows, yes *giggles* Building "Fort Luna" and bombarding Tia, at which hour she least expected... Show me any foal, who doth like it not

On 8/25/2018 at 9:24 PM, George150 said:

Hey Princess Luna what is your relationship with your sister Princess Celestia?

Sisterly friendly or friendly sisterly, takest thy pick!

Seriously though, we love each other, despite all the quarrels we had in the past and differences in opinions we still possess. If 't be true thou wanted to know - no, we don't make pie/pillow fights on any occasion possible

Edited August 28, 2018 by Alexshy

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

If one of the dragons insult me again, can I borrow some guards to annex their nation?

[Twilight Luna 31,386]

On 8/28/2018 at 3:31 AM, Alexshy said:

Boxes and pillows, yes *giggles* Building "Fort Luna" and bombarding Tia, at which hour she least expected... Show me any foal, who doth like it not

Are these the forts you were referring to, Luna?

[Alexshy 14,709]

On 8/28/2018 at 4:10 PM, Lucid_Nightlight said:

If one of the dragons insult me again, can I borrow some guards to annex their nation?

*ponders, checks the Night Crown Loyality and Special Merits List of valorous subjects, ponders* Methinks I need to ask Tia and check the same for the Day Crown  Royal Guards can surely be sent to protect and uphold the honour of the crown knights; although, we don't use force to conquer foreign lands *looks fixedly then leans to her captain and whispers something into his ear; the batpony nods, watching the visitor from the corner of his eye*

I have an immensely better solution - duel the offender!

 

On 8/31/2018 at 8:48 AM, Twilight Luna said:

Are these the forts you were referring to, Luna?

Exactly, mine friend!

[Fluttershy Friend 25,446]

*bows low* As you wish my princess!

My today question is simple and maybe some pony asked you about it already. What food (among usual ones, not some exotic) you don't like, what food you will never even try to eat?

[Alexshy 14,709]

4 hours ago, Fluttershy Friend said:

*bows low* As you wish my princess!

My today question is simple and maybe some pony asked you about it already. What food (among usual ones, not some exotic) you don't like, what food you will never even try to eat?

Oh, mine friend tis an easy question, thither are not so many things I dislike, at which hour we talk about usual food (exotic is another story). I generally don't like the cooked vegetables, IF 't be true they completely change their... feel and crunch after cooking, so, for example, boiled carrots solo are yuck (as the part of some dish are fine). I dislike sour cream strongly *perks her ear fancying some cat pone applauding somewhere from her mane* I simply hate the homemade blueberry jam, as the blueberry completely changeth its taste mixed with sugar. Blueberry is better natural *winks* Oh, and I don't like cakes with lots of cream, I mean LOTS, at which hour thither is not enough actual cake in them *giggles*

[Fluttershy Friend 25,446]

Thanks Luna for detailed answer! I've found few new interesting similarites between us! Definitely disliking sour cream, cooked vegetables and liking natural blueberry (mmm *winks*) are among them! 

Edited September 30, 2018 by Fluttershy Friend

[ccb20yes 81]

Do you have the abilty to put somepony to sleep, as in a spell?

[Alexshy 14,709]

21 minutes ago, ccb20yes said:

Do you have the abilty to put somepony to sleep, as in a spell?

Yes, but we don't abuse it, as magical sleep is frequently unhealthy and doth not bring relief, rather quite strange visions oft. Thither is a certain difference between casting some particular dream over the already sleeping pony (or altering the Dreamscape for them directly) and forcing somepony to doze off. The worst in that ability - thou can't put thyself to sleep that way (it can be necessary, even not being the preferable method).

[Twilight Luna 31,386]

Dearest Luna,

Did you have a favorite spot to hide when you and Tia played hide and go seek?

[Alexshy 14,709]

1 hour ago, Twilight Luna said:

Dearest Luna,

Did you have a favorite spot to hide when you and Tia played hide and go seek?

*giggle-snorts at the picture* Why? Why humans always portray me as a... lunatic pone? Should I deliver more nightmares to those?..

As for the matter of thy question, mine friend... At which time I was small, the best place was... *lowers her voice to the dramatic whisper* Tia's closet with cookies! Funny fact - it nev'r came into Tia's head to look thither exactly. The hardest part was to refrain from nomming too loud It's safe to tell, because now I can hardly fit thither... without certain destruction inflicted, so the nice place is busted... Alas!

Another nice place for a young filly was... Tia's tail. Simply pace thy hoofsteps properly... and extend thy hope she shan't go flying *giggles*

[Twilight Luna 31,386]

On 10/5/2018 at 2:58 AM, Alexshy said:

*giggle-snorts at the picture* Why? Why humans always portray me as a... lunatic pone? Should I deliver more nightmares to those?..

As for the matter of thy question, mine friend... At which time I was small, the best place was... *lowers her voice to the dramatic whisper* Tia's closet with cookies! Funny fact - it nev'r came into Tia's head to look thither exactly. The hardest part was to refrain from nomming too loud It's safe to tell, because now I can hardly fit thither... without certain destruction inflicted, so the nice place is busted... Alas!

Another nice place for a young filly was... Tia's tail. Simply pace thy hoofsteps properly... and extend thy hope she shan't go flying *giggles*

Luna,

That was very clever to bring snacks with you while you hid from Tia. A rumbling tummy would have given you away.

Did Tia ever find you in her tail?