Badvice!

[Clover Heart 978]

Take up heroin.

 

I wanna drive a combine harvester through a shopping mall. How might I go about doing this?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Heroin.

 

How do i get this pinneapple out of my navel?

[Otter 1,942]

Throw a bagel at a policeman and say "SNACK FOR A PIGGY!!!!"

 

I wanna eat some pie, how do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

3.14 + Spoon= XXXXXXX

 

How do I fly?

[Clover Heart 978]

Jump off a building and flap your arms real hard.

 

How do I get the taste of hooker spit out of my mouth?

[Otter 1,942]

Get some Xenomorph blood and wash your mouth with it.

 

I wanna go to the moon, wat do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Do what that guy did at the end of asdfmovie4.

 

How do I remind myself to ask a question at the end of this post?

Edited March 10, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Clover Heart 978]

Wait 3 days. The moon will crash into the earth. Then you can get on. *is so hoping everyone gets the reference*

 

Itchy...

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Then douse it in napalm.

 

How do I light my fart?

[Clover Heart 978]

Use a blowtorch.

 

 

How do I get better at spelling?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Beer.

 

Where can I get me some of those mentats?

[SparklingTwilight 109]

In hell. Kill a baby then stab yourself with a knife.

 

My uniform for school is too hot. 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

... is it a good idea to microwave this can help you.

 

Seasons of love is way too catchy man. HAU DO I FIX IT?

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Bang your head against the wall until one of them breaks.

 

I'm tired.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Then cuddle with me and we shall sleep.

 

How do I make sure nobody notices the underage user in this thread?

[Endless Storm 109]

By not saying anything about it...

 

My power just went out I think

[Silverhoof 2,844]

and its your fault too!

 

I keep doing really evil things to ponies in the, "user is naked in your bed" thread. Like setting the bed on fire, releasing a horde of ticks, and catapulting the bed out the window. Why do I keep doing those nasty things?

[Just some guy 1,070]

Because being good is dumb.

 

How do I stop being friendzoned by every single chick I meet?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Vsauce.

 

I just ate. What do?

[poniesforfun 716]

Vomit it out then eat it again.

 

I just dug a hole what do I do with it?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Dig a bigger hole, then plant a tree in it.

 

Watching TV. What do?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Change the channel.

Earl Grey or Orange Pekoe?

[poniesforfun 716]

Poison

 

What should I tell the cop that caught me speeding?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Ask to see his gun...read between the lines.

How do I deal with the lawn gnome that keeps sexting me.

[poniesforfun 716]

Send him a picture of you in leather with a whip

 

I broke my arm what do I do?