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I sold my soul to the Devil


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Yea so I was hungry and wanted to buy a pizza. The pizza was $5 so I tryied selling my soul to Jesus but the most he would offer me was $3. So then I went to my old buddy Satan. He offered me $6 for my soul and I was like "Alright, now I can buy a pizza and have $1 leftover". Then Satan was like "You do realize that you're going to Hell now, right?" I was like "Is that bad?" Then Satan was like "No, not at all. We've got great food, great music, and all the drugs and sex you can possibly ever want." Then I was like "Do you guys have ponies?" And Satan said "Well duh, ponies are awesome. And we've got some of the greatest pony plushies ever made". And I was like "Yay, I'm going to hell". :D I can't wait to die. :D

Edited by Neighvana666
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