Urdnot is Missing

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

He's been gone for a week now, me and Harold are worried sick about him, Tommy, Urdie's younger brother needs someone to throw peanuts at, please, if you see Urdnot. We've checked Auntie Jessie's home and Wing stop, still no trace of him, if you find him, please call Barack Obama.

 

This is our last conversation 

 

 

 

 

[6:23:47 PM] Pinkazoid: mental images

[6:23:51 PM] Pinkazoid: of tree punching me

[6:23:53 PM] Pinkazoid: ;-;

[6:23:54 PM] Turdie: The reminds me of my christmas teww

[6:23:55 PM] Turdie: *tree

[6:24:00 PM] Turdie: :w

[6:24:02 PM] Turdie: let me get a pic

[6:24:32 PM] Turdie: http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s566/UrdnotShepard/xmastree_zps52000eba.png

[6:24:38 PM] Turdie: that's my christmas tree

[6:24:40 PM] Turdie: :w

[6:25:26 PM] Turdie: it grows bacon and diamonds

[6:25:38 PM] Turdie: and it gets energy from not the sun

[6:25:42 PM] Turdie: but from human souls

[6:25:44 PM] Turdie: :w

[6:26:09 PM] Pinkazoid: :U

[6:41:40 PM] Pinkazoid: sounds nice

[6:26:22 PM] Turdie: look at the pic :w

[6:26:25 PM] Turdie: http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s566/UrdnotShepard/xmastree_zps52000eba.png

[6:26:31 PM] Turdie: :wwwwwwwwwww

[6:26:47 PM] Pinkazoid: urdnot

[6:26:55 PM] Pinkazoid: i told you not to get on the computer

[6:26:57 PM] Pinkazoid: turn it off

[6:26:59 PM] Pinkazoid: >:L

[6:27:36 PM] Turdie: but

[6:27:39 PM] Turdie: I did my homework

[6:27:40 PM] Turdie: ;^;

[6:30:00 PM] Pinkazoid: NO BUTS

[6:30:41 PM] Pinkazoid: and you drew the dinasour pink

[6:30:52 PM] Pinkazoid: it says it had to be colored green

[6:31:05 PM] Turdie: Pink is best color

[6:31:08 PM] Turdie: so :w

[6:31:18 PM] Pinkazoid: BUT THE PAPER SAYS TO DRAW IT GREEN

[6:31:27 PM] Pinkazoid: YOU'RE GONNA FAIL HIGH SCHOOL

[6:31:33 PM] Turdie: well I say the paper should become toilet paper

[6:31:38 PM] Pinkazoid: URDIE

[6:31:41 PM] Turdie: WAT

[6:32:01 PM] Pinkazoid: IF YOU DON'T DRAW THIS DINASOUR GREEN I'M GONNA GROUND YOU FOR A WEEK

[6:32:38 PM] Turdie: SHUT UP, MOM

[6:32:52 PM] Turdie: I'LL COLOR IT WHAT I WANT

[6:32:59 PM] Turdie: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM

[6:34:00 PM] Turdie: :WWWWW

[6:35:02 PM] Pinkazoid: :0

[6:35:06 PM] Pinkazoid: >:0

[6:35:20 PM] Pinkazoid: URDNOT, THAT'S IT, NO COMPUTER FOR TWO WEEKS

[6:35:34 PM] Pinkazoid: AND I'M TAKING YOUR PINK CRAYONS TOO

[6:35:37 PM] Turdie: WHAT?!

[6:35:40 PM] Turdie: WHY?!

[6:35:51 PM] Pinkazoid: BECAUSE I'M YOUR MOTHER, THAT'S WHY

[6:36:11 PM] Turdie: YOU'RE NOT MY MOM

[6:36:13 PM] Turdie: UR A FAGGOT

[6:36:36 PM] Pinkazoid: THAT'S IT

[6:36:38 PM] Pinkazoid: THREE WEEKS

[6:36:46 PM] Turdie: THREE WEEKS?

[6:36:49 PM] Pinkazoid: YEA

[6:36:51 PM] Pinkazoid: THREE WEEKS

[6:36:56 PM] Turdie: YEAH WELL

[6:37:01 PM] Turdie: 3 WEEKS OF NOT BEING A FAGIT

[6:37:03 PM] Turdie: FOR YOU

[6:37:06 PM] Pinkazoid: :0

[6:37:09 PM] Pinkazoid: >:0

[6:37:23 PM] Pinkazoid: 5 WEEKS

[6:37:27 PM] Pinkazoid: NO MONSTER HUNTER

[6:37:27 PM] Turdie: HAT'S IT

[6:37:30 PM] Turdie: WHAT?!

[6:37:35 PM] Turdie: NO MONSTER HUNTER?!

[6:37:37 PM] Pinkazoid: YEA

[6:37:42 PM] Pinkazoid: NO MONSTER HUNTER

[6:37:43 PM] Turdie: BUT ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE PLAYING IT

[6:37:47 PM] Turdie: WHAT ELSEAM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

[6:37:59 PM] Pinkazoid: GO OUTSIDE

[6:38:18 PM] Pinkazoid: YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING THAT GAME FOR 3 DAYS

[6:38:24 PM] Turdie: THAT'S IT

[6:38:29 PM] Turdie: I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME

[6:38:38 PM] Pinkazoid: YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GONE TO THE BATHROOM

[6:38:40 PM] Turdie: YOU'LL NEVER SEE THIS FACE AGAIN

[6:38:42 PM] Pinkazoid: YOU WORE A DIAPER

[6:38:45 PM] Pinkazoid: :0

[6:38:46 PM] Pinkazoid: URDNOT

[6:38:54 PM] Pinkazoid: DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO YOUR MOTHER THAT WAY

[6:39:02 PM] Turdie: SHUT UP, MOM

[6:39:04 PM] Turdie: JUST SHUT UP

[6:39:09 PM] Pinkazoid: LEAVE ME ALONE HAROLD, I CAN HANDLE THIS

[6:39:16 PM] Pinkazoid: URNDOT

[6:39:20 PM] Pinkazoid: 10 WEEKS

[6:39:21 PM] Pinkazoid: NO NOTHING

[6:39:26 PM] Turdie: 10 WEEKS?!

[6:39:31 PM] Pinkazoid: yes :v

[6:39:47 PM] Pinkazoid: Urdnot's in trouble

[6:39:48 PM] Turdie: THAT'S IT

[6:39:51 PM] Turdie: IM OUT OF HERE

[6:39:55 PM] Pinkazoid: NO

[6:39:56 PM] Pinkazoid: YOU'RE NOT

[6:39:59 PM] Turdie: YOU'LL NEVER SEE THIS FACE AGAIN

[6:40:09 PM] Pinkazoid: URDNOT

[6:40:16 PM] Pinkazoid: DON'T YOU DARE WALK OUT ON THIS

[6:40:32 PM] Turdie: IM GOING TO AUNT JESSIE'S

[6:40:34 PM] Pinkazoid: SON, LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER

[6:40:52 PM] Turdie: I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF FAGGOT!

[6:40:57 PM] Pinkazoid: ALRIGHT

[6:41:03 PM] Pinkazoid: I'M GETTING BARACK OBAMA

[6:41:15 PM] Turdie: COOL

[6:41:23 PM] Turdie: I'M GONNA GO GET SOME CHICKEN WINGS FOR THE ROAD

[6:41:42 PM] Pinkazoid: no u

 

 

Edited March 23, 2013 by Pinkazoid!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

I found a turd in the sewers once. Was that him?

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

I found a turd in the sewers once. Was that him?

Was it green?

 

Did it have corn?

[Zygen 6,066]

He's been absent a week from the Internet? I'm sorry he's probably dead...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Was it green?

 

Did it have corn?

It was purple.

 

It had pinecones.

 

Does that count?

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

It was purple.

 

It had pinecones.

 

Does that count?

THAT'S HIM ;C;

[Commander Urdnot 2,680]

It was purple.

 

It had pinecones.

 

Does that count?

No, I am the Great Mighty Poo. :w

 

[Doctor Shuu 797]

THAT'S HIM ;C;

I called the cops, but it fell in da water.

 

Said it was going to live in Mexico.

 

To become a therapist.

 

And be known as Bob Slide.

[Leafeon 2,702]

What's an Urdnot?

[Harmonic Revelations 8,837]

What's an Urdnot?

I have heard not of this Urdnot.

[Vaporeon 1,168]

You've pushed Urdnot away. He is roaming the internet without a home. Without food or water or ponies. He is all alone and it's all your fault. Soon the trolls will come and make Urdnot their next victim, calling him a "fag" and a "retarded ponyfucker". All because of you Pinkazoid. You just doomed your only child, I suggest you find him before it's too late.

[Callisto 1,877]

He ran away to Hungary and changed his name to Cornelius Wolfgang Jim. He's a dentist that focuses his work on tangerines.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

MuffinThief, I hid the body in the forest like you told me too. I planted the 'piece' on Pinkazoid the cops should find it in the morning...ARE YOU WEARING A WIRE!?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

MuffinThief, I hid the body in the forest like you told me too. I planted the 'piece' on Pinkazoid the cops should find it in the morning...ARE YOU WEARING A WIRE!?

Well duh! *Takes off lab coat* MT always wears a wire!

[ColtofPersonality 855]

-Hides TWO bodies in the forest now- 'Diirtyyy Deeeeds...done dirt cheap!'

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

-Hides TWO bodies in the forest now- 'Diirtyyy Deeeeds...done dirt cheap!'

Wonder who that poor bastard was...

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Corpses can't speak. -Attacks MuffinThief with a salmon!-

Edited March 24, 2013 by GolgoXIII

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Corpses can't speak. -Attacks MuffinThief with a salmon!-

*Was reincarnated as a robotic rainbow maker*