General Chat Thread

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

I want to know

 

Wait, wait, wait, you leave near Molestia?

 

You're screwed.

 

in more ways then one

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

I want to know

 

Wait, wait, wait, you leave near Molestia?

 

You're screwed.

 

I wouldn't call it screwed.

More like lucky.

[Opalicious 799]

Fuck.

 

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

 

 

But you didn't give me that present

 

needs more plot

 

 

 

it was a trip to the moon, if its an invite to a Molestia party you're after, sure- I know 4 stallions who'd really take a liking to you

 

Well you didn't send me yet...

You sent Bob, and he's going to destroy my toaster.

I WANT MY FUCKING TOASTER BACK!!!!!!!

 

too late, Stallion party, I'll get the cheetos

 

Well... Fuck...

I'm screwed.

 

that's the general idea of the parties

 

Really, I thought that we were going to play Xbox[/sarcasm]

 

Luna has an xbox, maybe she will play a game or two with you afterwards

 

Wait so your telling me that I can play Xbox with Luna after the party...

 

BRING IT ON THEN!

 

well if you have enough left in you, then sure...

well make sure she's not involved too...though you won't get to touch Luna, not every random shmuck off the street gets to be in the same bed as a princess (day or night)

 

Even just playing with her in the same room is worth it.

can you tell them to hurry up, I need my time playing with Luna.

 

I'll be generous and cap your time with them for...lets say an hour...

don't say Molestia isn't generous

 

Luna will decide when you leave

have fun

 

I'll just keep my mind on meeting Luna so I don't feel the "Stallion Party" you have in store for me as much.

 

BTW, Who are the stallions I'll be meeting at this "party"

 

well maybe mind can win over matter... but that's a lot of matter for the mind to beat

 

4 of the fittest, handsomest, and strongest I have met in my travels across equestria

 

Well in that case could I have a piece of wood to bite down on?

 

no you need your mouth free

 

oh maybe Luna has some stallions of her own too?

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(I'm kidding... your face was probably priceless when you saw that, no my word is my word and your video game time with Luna will be as every bit boring and nerdy as I promise it to be)

 

Well I'll try not to scream loudly then.

 

She would rather get up close and personal with a whip and some chains... Don't ask me how I know that.

 

That's all I ask of you. Though we can't control Luna, can we?

 

I can, you can't

 

well I best go to sleep

good night- enjoy your party heheehehehe

 

I wonder how his party went

 

Ugh... It was long...

I'm still sore, But playing Xbox with Luna made it Worth it.

 

ha! Hilarious

 

 

Whole Motherfuckin Story for those who want to read it for some reason...

[Starshine 16,335]

Right now I'm lurking on 4Chan's archive, so many treasures were found

 

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

I wouldn't call it screwed.

More like lucky.

 

ponies always assume its Molestia gives me what I want, versus Molestia takes what she wants

what you want and what I want... are very different things

say Molestia is in the mood for an all Stallion party, but you like mares, well sad to say Molestfest is Molestia's parties and she makes the rules.

So if you want that video game time with Luna or...I donno a new car... then Molestfest rules always apply

 

or I just was strolling down the street one day

[Opalicious 799]

oh I threw a small gala (Molestfest's I call them) where he met and had fun with 4 of my favorite stallions

 

then he played x box with luna

quite an evening if you ask me (well its my wednesday afternoon but still)

 

How is that even possible...

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whole Motherfuckin Story for those who want to read it for some reason...

 

Why the buck was I not invited to this?

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

How is that even possible...

 

I doubted the possibilities myself at fist, but trust me, she can and will make it happen.

[Opalicious 799]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whole Motherfuckin Story for those who want to read it for some reason...

 

...HOW THE BUCK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

Why the buck was I not invited to this?

 

It was after you were asleep and I don't think you would want to go through the party...

[Opalicious 799]

Why the buck was I not invited to this?

 

*shrugs*

 

I doubted the possibilities myself at fist, but trust me, she can and will make it happen.

 

HOW THE BUCKING HAY IS THAT POSSIBLE! CELESTIA HELP ME!

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

...HOW THE BUCK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!

 

Like I said, It's molestia, Don't doubt her powers, I will never again.

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

I'm a Princess...I assume you are one too

[Opalicious 799]

Like I said, It's molestia, Don't doubt her powers, I will never again.

 

FACEHOOF

 

/)-_-(

 

 

I'm a Princess...I assume you are one too

 

...

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

ponies always assume its Molestia gives me what I want, versus Molestia takes what she wants

what you want and what I want... are very different things

say Molestia is in the mood for an all Stallion party, but you like mares, well sad to say Molestfest is Molestia's parties and she makes the rules.

So if you want that video game time with Luna or...I donno a new car... then Molestfest rules always apply

 

or I just was strolling down the street one day

 

Pfft, still lucky.

As long as Molestia is involved in some sort of way, im fine with it.

Besides, having the chance to be *visited* by her on her own time when she wants regardless of who is around and if you're in the mood or not is still a good thing.

 

It was after you were asleep and I don't think you would want to go through the party...

 

Meh, game time with Luna would have been awesome.

How does she play? Is she good? What games did yall play?

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

BTW @@Princess_Molestia why did you have them call me "Princess (Cencored for safty of forum goers)"

That just made me feel worse for what was happening...

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

Pfft, still lucky.

As long as Molestia is involved in some sort of way, im fine with it.

Besides, having the chance to be *visited* by her on her own time when she wants regardless of who is around and if you're in the mood or not is still a good thing.

 

 

Meh, game time with Luna would have been awesome.

How does she play? Is she good? What games did yall play?

 

believe me, its not a good thing... Molestia will make sure its not

that's what makes Molestia- Molestia!!

[Opalicious 799]

...I need proof...

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

BTW @@Princess_Molestia why did you have them call me "Princess (Cencored for safty of forum goers)"

That just made me feel worse for what was happening...

 

needed a character name for the ending credits

[Opalicious 799]

(shakes head) I need proof of this...

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

Pfft, still lucky.

As long as Molestia is involved in some sort of way, im fine with it.

Besides, having the chance to be *visited* by her on her own time when she wants regardless of who is around and if you're in the mood or not is still a good thing.

 

She had nothing to do with it besides setting it up and watching/Recording the whole thing.

 

Meh, game time with Luna would have been awesome.

How does she play? Is she good? What games did yall play?

 

Acctually It was Awesome, It makes up for the trama I went through.

We played Gears of War Horde mode for a wile.

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

you wanna know my favorite band?

[Starshine 16,335]

...are you guys roleplaying something 'shady' out there?

[Opalicious 799]

...ARE YOU TWO WORKING TOGETHER ON THIS?