General Chat Thread

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Formally? So he's a free agent now? Also, tell me about his personality.

 

Syria!? Why would you blow up Syria?

He left, in the third game he returns to his home country to overthrow the dictatorship there.

 

As for his personality, it changes a little, he's serious but he seems a bit more playful in the 3rd game.

 

He's blowing up Syria to overthrow the dictatorship.

Edited December 27, 2015 by Punicpunch

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

What's a library?

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad%E2%80%93Romania_relations

 

Possibly.

Oh wow. So they both have the same flag, and neither wants to change?

 

 

 

I didn't say that was evil...

HA, LIBRARY!

Then why did you infer I would get coal because I raise the dead?  :okiedokielokie:

 

What's wrong with the library? 

He left, in the third game he returns to his home country to overthrow the dictatorship there.

As for his personality, it changes a little, he's serious but he seems a bit more playful in the 3rd game.

He's blowing up Syria to overthrow the dictatorship.

I see...

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Then why did you infer I would get coal because I raise the dead?  :okiedokielokie:

 

What's wrong with the library? 

 

Because it's frowned upon by more than Santa...

 

You're literally on the internet right now.

I see...

Any further questions?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Because it's frowned upon by more than Santa...

 

You're literally on the internet right now.

Any further questions?

Explain.

 

Your point?

 

Do you think the dictatorship would pay me if I got rid of Rico?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Explain.

 

Your point?

 

Do you think the dictatorship would pay me if I got rid of Rico?

People don't like it when you defile bodies. Ask them not me.

 

Instead of walking to the library, you could open a new tab.

 

They'd pay you, exploit you, then kill you. The rebels would pay you and not kill you if you help them.

Edited December 27, 2015 by Punicpunch

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

People don't like it when you defile bodies. Ask them not me.

 

Instead of walking to the library, you could open a new tab.

 

They'd pay you, exploit you, then kill you. The rebels would pay you and not kill you if you help them.

What? It's not like they're using the dead bodies!  They're just lying around in graveyards, going to waste!

 

Maybe. It's not as fun though.

 

Hahahaha!  That's hilarious. Tell me, how exactly would they kill me?   I'm not going in alone, mind you. I'd have armies of various minions with me. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

What? It's not like they're using the dead bodies!  They're just lying around in graveyards, going to waste!

 

Maybe. It's not as fun though.

 

Hahahaha!  That's hilarious. Tell me, how exactly would they kill me?   I'm not going in alone, mind you. I'd have armies of various minions with me. 

I'm not the one that gives you presents, okay?

 

Whatever floats your boat.

 

Yeah, but the protagonist never dies, you know that, right?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'm not the one that gives you presents, okay?

 

Whatever floats your boat.

 

Yeah, but the protagonist never dies, you know that, right?

Yeah, you're not. Why do you never give me any gifts?

 

:grin2:

 

That's not always true, even if that's the case most of the time. And your little Syrian dictatorship isn't protected by plot armor and the threads of fate. I'll enjoy playing with them. I think I'd enjoy turning your game from a simple shooter into some sort of survival horror game. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Yeah, you're not. Why do you never give me any gifts?

 

:grin2:

 

That's not always true, even if that's the case most of the time. And your little Syrian dictatorship isn't protected by plot armor and the threads of fate. I'll enjoy playing with them. I think I'd enjoy turning your game from a simple shooter into some sort of survival horror game. 

Because I'm some random person on the internet. Well, maybe not so random anymore.

 

Do you do anything for reasons other than fun?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Because I'm some random person on the internet. Well, maybe not so random anymore.

 

Do you do anything for reasons other than fun?

Hmm, I guess you're off the hook then. It's not like you know where to send any gifts anyway.

 

Of course. Believe it or not, there's actually a reason I'd take over a Syrian dictatorship!  Doesn't mean I can't enjoy my job though. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Hmm, I guess you're off the hook then. It's not like you know where to send any gifts anyway.

 

Of course. Believe it or not, there's actually a reason I'd take over a Syrian dictatorship!  Doesn't mean I can't enjoy my job though. 

Precisely. That and I don't have money.

 

What's the reason?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Precisely. That and I don't have money.

 

What's the reason?

That's okay. Just having you as a friend is gift enough. 

 

Influence. Once the dictatorship sees my true power for themselves, they'll be to afraid of me to resist me. Syria will make a fine staging area for my invasion of the rest of the world. After that the world's resources and people will be mine.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

That's okay. Just having you as a friend is gift enough. 

 

Influence. Once the dictatorship sees my true power for themselves, they'll be to afraid of me to resist me. Syria will make a fine staging area for my invasion of the rest of the world. After that the world's resources and people will be mine.

Dawww, that's nice of you to say.

 

I mean, I'm not gonna stop you. Pretty sure you have better things to do with your time than ruining the story of a game I got for Christmas though.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

First order of business with my ~300 dollars of christmas moneoy: Ordering an extra large pizza!

 

 

The amount of worth is too damn high.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Dawww, that's nice of you to say.

 

I mean, I'm not gonna stop you. Pretty sure you have better things to do with your time than ruining the story of a game I got for Christmas though.

It's the truth! 

 

Good, I'm glad. Maybe you could even help me!  And this sort of thing is my job.

 

I can transfer the resources in the game world into other worlds, you know. 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

First order of business with my ~300 dollars of christmas moneoy: Ordering an extra large pizza!

 

 

The amount of worth is too damn high.

make sure there's extra sauce

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

First order of business with my ~300 dollars of christmas moneoy: Ordering an extra large pizza!

 

 

The amount of worth is too damn high.

What toppings?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Good, I'm glad. Maybe you could even help me!  And this sort of thing is my job.

 

I can transfer the resources in the game world into other worlds, you know. 

But, Rico is cool, I don't want to kill him.

 

Of course you can.

First order of business with my ~300 dollars of christmas moneoy: Ordering an extra large pizza!

 

 

The amount of worth is too damn high.

That is the best use of money.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

But, Rico is cool, I don't want to kill him.

 

Of course you can.

That is the best use of money.

Don't you control Rico? With a controller? He's your pawn! Make him help me.    If you do I'll give you those achievements and trophies you like!   

 

Indeed.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Don't you control Rico? With a controller? He's your pawn! Make him help me.    If you do I'll give you those achievements and trophies you like!   

 

Indeed.

Stop acting like there's no 4th wall!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Stop acting like there's no 4th wall!

I'm just pragmatic. Help me, and the rewards will be steep... 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

I'm just pragmatic. Help me, and the rewards will be steep... 

No.

 

I like the stories in the games as they are.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

make sure there's extra sauce

Too late. I don't really care for extra sauce though.

 

What toppings?

Half cheese half pepperoni, sausage, and beef.

 

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I also need to get me some booze with this money as well. >w>

Need supplies for New Years anyway.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

No.

 

I like the stories in the games as they are.

Heh. Okay. If that's what you want. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Heh. Okay. If that's what you want.

 

Tired, time for bed.

 

Goodnight.