Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Fishy Stick 7,822]

None.

 

I saw the Zaxer. And I magged it too?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

None.

Dude...what about the Russian women's curling team?

 

OT:  Memez

Flip a coin. Heads, tails, or sides?

Edited February 23, 2014 by ~Asuka <3~

[Zyla Fae 5,404]

Sides, It'll never land on a face.

 

Does this tutu make my butt look big?

Edited February 25, 2014 by Chocolate Chess

[Midnight Dragon 264]

Yes.

 

Why can't socks talk?

[Fishy Stick 7,822]

They only talk if they are -78c and it is 2 Am.

 

Why Did my brother chip my laptop?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Because he ran out of Doritos.

 

What just happen?

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

The TimeSpace Continuum collapsed.

 

What must you do to defeat my Shoryuken to stand chance?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

Answer:  Show you some qt 3.14 animu girls. 

 

 

She's cute, isn't she?  

[Fishy Stick 7,822]

She looks like a floating pickle

 

Did I Just die?

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

No. You Dielived.

 

Am I the master of all that is good and just in the world? or just a Silly Filly with the power over a specific pebble?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Neither, You are the table.

 

This is not a question?

[Zyla Fae 5,404]

Is this an answer.

 

Why does chocolate taste so good?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Because it's the matrix.

 

War?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

Bad.

 

H0w dj0nty are y0u?

[Midnight Dragon 264]

Potato.

 

Why can't I fly when I flap my arms?

[Fishy Stick 7,822]

You are incapable

 

Scootaloo, Scoot, Scootaloo?

[Midnight Dragon 264]

You're just a chicken, cheep cheep!

 

Where's Mark?

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

probably with waldo.

 

are you being negative in the freedom dimension?

[DigitalRocket 185]

no i'm actually imaginary

 

does this reply make my profile look fat?

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

yes, yes it does.

 

you think that we should let all those companys just fail?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

I'm not Ron Paul, so no.

 

Are you a militant atheist fedora-wearing manchild?

 

That's a joke, by the way.

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

*gives you the middle finger* ( a joke response, btw )

 

keyboard nipples anyone?

[Fishy Stick 7,822]

Yummy!

 

 

If you had the chance would you throw a KFS meal at me?

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

if you paid for it.

 

got a tv monitor lizard?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

called him MTV

 

Why is this a question about a question about a question about a question about a question about a question about a question?